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Colleagues in same colour blazers use the ‘coincidence’ as flimsy excuse to post a selfie
TWINNING: A pair of Sydney office workers are once again digging deep for reasons to post photos of themselves to Instagram. The colleagues both wore red blazers to work, claiming it was a coincidence. "Suddenly they got up from their...
“Never give strangers your phone number,” says mum who shares home address on FB marketplace
SECURITY FLAW: A Sydney mum is dishing out some contradictory security advice to her teenage daughters. "Never give strangers your phone number," says mother Heather Stanley. "And always make your instagram account private." "If you don't, creepy men might follow...
Sydney man in Bali complaining about how many Sydney people are in Bali right now
PEAK SEASON: A local man says his holiday to the Indonesian tourist hot spot Bali is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from down under. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Steve Robson. "They all come here to experience...
Mother spends $45k on son’s b’day party, in desperate bid to make up for her own non-existent social life
TIME TO SHINE: A Rose Bay woman is accused of hijacking her own 4 year old son's birthday, as a thinly veiled excuse to gain credibility among her local community. Irene Hudson pulled out all stops, hosting an extravagant $45,000...
‘You left the toilet seat up!’ yells woman who left entire bathroom looking like a war zone
BATHROOM BATTLEFIELD: A local woman is being accused of having double standards after lashing out at her boyfriend for allegedly leaving the toilet seat up. Amid her rage, Kate Garrick strategically ignored the fact that she'd left the bathroom resembling...
‘Are we still on for tonight?’ texts man desperately hoping to cancel
CANCEL CULTURE: A local man resorted to deceptive and manipulative text message tactics yesterday, in a desperate bid to cancel an arrangement with a friend. "I was tired and hungover from the night before and really just wanted to stay...