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“Christian Wilkins’ outfit is offensive!” claims man wearing Bintang singlet, Eels NRL shorts and a pair of Crocs
FASHION FAUX PAS: The outfit Christian Wilkins wore to last night's Aria awards has drawn an unsettling response. The 28 year old arrived at the star-studded event in a sheer dress, to the dismay of many, including one man from...
Local woman uses friend’s b’day as thinly veiled excuse to post thirst trap photo of herself, with the friend barely visible
HOT GIRL SUMMER: A local woman has hijacked her friend's birthday, posting a flattering photo of herself with the birthday girl appearing out of focus in the background. Charlotte Masters' photo taken last night was posted to Instagram with the...
“BEST CREW EVER!” woman captions photo she took, as revenge on closest friend who cancelled last minute
RENT A CROWD: In an epic display of passive aggressive behaviour, a Sydney woman has tried to make her best friend jealous by posting a group selfie with the caption 'Best crew ever!!' Carly Sparks' act of revenge came after...
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Local man now doing all his grocery shopping at his parents’ place
SELF-CHECKOUT: A Melbourne man is avoiding rising supermarket prices by doing his weekly grocery shopping at his parents' kitchen. "It's free and easy," Samual Merritt-Rimmer told DBT. "The pantry is perpetually stocked and the fridge is full of culinary delights,...
Daniel Andrews’ North Face jacket collection to go on display at the Melbourne Museum
ADVENTURE MAN: The former Victorian Premier has announced that his coveted North Face jacket collection will be going on display at the prestigious Melbourne Museum. "I'm sharing my North Face jacket collection with the people of Victoria," Daniel Andrews said,...
Local woman’s 7 minute voice note to a friend, contains 4 seconds worth of useful information
LONG STORY SHORT: A Sydney woman has deeply frustrated her friends again today after sending a rambling and waffling voice note which should have been a text message. Carrie Carlos' voice note lasted more than 7 minutes, but only contained...
“I’m so glad I didn’t get stranded at Burning Man,” says woman who’s never left the eastern suburbs
Thanks to everyone who entered DBT's headline competition. There were loads of excellent entries.. but there can only be one winner! CONGRATULATIONS @Nick_hadj on your excellent winning headline! We'll be in touch to send your prize! And read below DBT's...
#BREAKING: Alan Joyce set to make acting debut in remake of Thunderbirds
CAREER PIVOT: Only one day after his shock early exit from Qantas, Alan Joyce has signed on to make his acting debut in a remake of the 1960s sci-fi British TV series, Thunderbirds. I"m a natural fit," says Joyce. "Thunderbirds...
#EXCLUSIVE: Qantas’ strict no pets in cabin policy relaxed exclusively for Albo and his dog
SPIRIT OF AUSTRALIA: In a groundbreaking and controversial move, Qantas has relaxed its longstanding no-pet in cabin policy for Australia's PM and his beloved canine Toto. "We believe in a fair go for all," says Qantas CEO Alan Joyce, "Well,...
DIGITAL DIVIDE: Man on $65k forced to show boomer on $300k how to connect to Wi-Fi
NOT ROCKET SCIENCE: Young Sydney marketing executive Jack Whitmore was today called into his boss's plush harbour-view office to show him how to connect his new iPad to Wi-Fi. "It's not the first time," says Whitmore, who spends more than...
