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New helpline for people who send emails, then go to ‘sent items’ to read it from the recipient’s perspective

SUFFERING IN SILENCE: A new helpline is promising to support people who send emails then go directly to sent items to read it from the recipient's perspective. Sydney man Mark Rundle admits to doing this for almost every email he...
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Federal government launches helpline for people who talk about MAFS in social situations

TRASH TALK: The Prime Minister is today expressing 'grave concern' for people who discuss Married At First Sight while out socialising. "I don't have a problem with people watching the show, but talking about it with friends, colleagues and even...
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Man now using ChatGPT to generate responses to anything his wife says to him

LOVE LANGUAGE: Local man Tom Clancy has turned to artificial intelligence to help manage his turbulent relationship with his wife of seven years. "It really takes out the guesswork," he told DBT. "I just plug in whatever she says into...
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MAFS expert John Aiken nominated for Australian of the Year after letting Josh leave the show early

MAFS expert John Aiken has been added to the list of nominees of Australian of the Year for 2024. Last night he stepped in to save the emotionally abused MAFS groom Josh from his sex-crazed wife Melissa. “I’m going to...
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“I’m way more productive working in the office,” says woman in 16th conversation about it with colleagues today

KILLING TIME: A local worker's time in the office is being dominated by generic banter about working from home vs the office. "I'm just find I'm getting a lot more done in the office," Linda Grieves told colleagues today in...
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RELIEF: Fresh barrage of reality TV prevents local woman from thinking about her own meaningless life

IDIOT BOX: A local woman has once again taken the bait set by the major commercial television networks. With TV ratings season back in full swing, Sydney's Jamie Pulver has gone into hiding under a soothing blanket of countless hours...
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“Aussie Aussie Aussie, oi oi oi!” yells man waving 10 cent Australian flag, made in China

"The Australian made flags were a bit too expensive," he says. AUSSIE PRIDE: Lunch hasn't even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. "I tried chatting to a few people here...
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#BREAKING: Network TEN announce Michael Clarke as the next Bachelor

SINGLE & READY TO MINGLE: The TEN Network has handed former cricket hero Michael Clarke a love lifeline, choosing him to be the next Bachelor. "I'm used to having my personal life widely scrutinised," Clarke told DBT exclusively. "And if...
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Qantas CEO blames emergency landing on passenger who didn’t switch phone to flight mode

FIGHT OR FLIGHT: Qantas is now claiming a passenger is responsible for its rare mayday call that led to the emergency landing at Sydney airport. The passenger on board flight QF144 from Auckland reportedly forgot to switch their phone to...
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BUNCH OF TOOLS: Bunnings now hosting birthday parties for men aged 45 & over

SCREW LOOSE: DIY retailer Bunnings is to seize a slice of the birthday event market by catering to middle-aged men. "From next month we're holding parties at our several stores around the country," Bunnings CEO John McGuinness told DBT. "We even...
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