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Health Department Recommends People Who Say ‘Youse’ Be Vaccinated Last
With a Covid vaccine now on the horizon, federal health authorities say essential workers, the immunocompromised, and the elderly should be among those getting vaccinated first. Now attention is turning to who should be vaccinated last. "We believe people who...
Chinese Communist Party Posts Job Ad For An ‘Internet Troll’
The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is on the hunt for an internet troll, as China's tensions with Australia continue to erupt. In a job ad posted to online job site Seek, the CCP says its looking to employ a 'content...
#BREAKING: Greg Norman Gets A Semi During A Romantic Walk On The Beach With His Dog
Greg Norman has sparked a social media frenzy after posting an x-rated photo of himself with his dog on a Florida beach. "You don't have to look closely to see that semi," commented one fan. "Hopefully there are some other...
QLD Premier Opens Border To All Australians, Except Gladys Berejiklian Who Failed To Self-Isolate
Annastacia Palaszczuk has finally announced the Queensland border will reopen to millions of people in NSW and Victoria on December 1. But the border will remain closed to one very important NSW resident. "Gladys Berejiklian is not welcome in Queensland,"...
Roxy Jancenko Offers To Give Evidence To The SAS War Crimes Inquiry
Fresh from her brief but harrowing stint on the SAS Australia reality TV show, Roxy Jacenko says she's ready to share her insights into the horrors of war. The PR Queen has offered to give evidence to the Defence Force...
Palaszczuk Sends Berejiklian A Celebratory State Of Origin Selfie With Cameron Munster
The text message war of words between the Queensland Premier and her NSW counterpart continues today. As the final siren sounded on Origin 2020 last night, Annastacia Palaszczuk was seen rushing out onto the field for a selfie with Maroons...
QLD Premier Rules NSW Players Must Always Be At Least 1.5M Apart During Origin Decider
New South Wales' 2020 State of Origin campaign has hit a stumbling block at the 11th hour. Ahead of tonight's deciding match in Brisbane, the Queensland Premier has announced that NSW players must maintain a minimum distance of 1.5 metres...
Palaszczuk Bans NSW Fans From Attending Brisbane Origin Decider, Even If They Live In QLD
The Queensland Premier is continuing her hard line stance against New South Wales. She's today announced a ban on all NSW supporters being part of the crowd at the State of Origin final in Brisbane next week. "The ban includes...
Annastacia Palaszczuk Announced In Maroons Starting Line Up For Origin Decider
Annastacia Palaszczuk has been called up into Queensland's State of Origin side for next week's all-important deciding match against New South Wales. "She's a very tough defender," says QLD coach Wayne Bennett. "She's big and strong and she definitely won't...
Australian Sex Party Comes Out In Support Of Parliamentary Hookup Culture
The founder of the Australian Sex Party has labelled last night's Four Corners program a "violation of human freedoms" "Sex is a natural and perfectly healthy activity," says Fiona Groper. "But the ABC is suggesting its akin to the ultimate...
