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#BREAKING: DNA testing confirms David Shoebridge and Adam Bandt are actually the same person
SEEING DOUBLE: Independent DNA testing has confirmed that David Shoebridge and Adam Bandt are the same Greens politician operating under two different names. The samples reportedly returned a 100 per cent match, surprising everyone except voters who had already noticed...
Peter V’landys calls Kylie Minogue again just to triple-check she’s not keen to perform at the NRL Grand Final
NEVER TOO LATE: Only hours after her widely praised AFL Grand Final performance, NRL boss Peter V'landys called Kylie Minogue again to confirm she’s definitely not available for the NRL Grand Final next weekend. "I just wanted to circle back,"...
REPORT: Nobody Is OK
NOT OK: It's the annual day when people are urged to ask 'R U OK?' to help start a conversation that might make a difference in someone's life. But a new report reveals that nobody is ok. "It seems we've...
McDonald’s, The Reject Shop & Donut King arrive on Queen Street as Woollahra braces for 9,400 new homes and a train station
DOWN MARKET: The quaint village atmosphere of Queen Street Woollahra has been completely destroyed with the unveiling of three major retail chains. McDonald’s, The Reject Shop and Donut King opened for business this morning, triggering locals. "There goes Woollahra, thanks...
#BREAKING: Mushroom killer Erin Patterson escapes from jail after completing her course of taxpayer-funded Ozempic
ON THE RUN: The Victorian government's decision to give Erin Patterson Ozempic in jail has backfired. A manhunt is now underway after the triple murderer became thin enough to escape by squeezing between the bars of her cell. CCTV shows...
Mosman mum restricts balloons and streamers at daughter’s 7th birthday to colours that match the home décor
EARTHY TONES: A Mosman mother is defending her decision to limit the decorations at her daughter’s seventh birthday party to a carefully approved palette of beige, ivory and “warm stone.” “Why should Arabella's birthday disrupt the visual tranquility of my...
Netflix announces internal investigation into who thought a documentary about Raygun was a good idea
BREAKING POINT: Netflix has launched an urgent internal investigation to determine who approved a documentary about Australian breakdancer Raygun. Senior executives are reportedly combing through emails, meeting notes and Slack messages in an attempt to establish how the project made...
City2Surf runner defeated by Heartbreak Hill, despite $300 neon Hokas, latest Alo activewear and a full face of Mecca makeup
ALL THE GEAR: A Sydney woman's 2026 City2Surf campaign has come to an abrupt end after Heartbreak Hill proved too much. Witnesses say Genevieve Ashworth-Pine looked extremely confident at the start of the race, having spent most of Saturday evening...
#BREAKING: Jetstar announces $12 armrest access fee, with both armrests available for just $18
PAY PER ARMREST: Jetstar has announced a new armrest pricing structure as part of its commitment to offering passengers greater choice. The move comes after the budget airline revealed passengers will soon need to pay to store luggage in overhead...
Anthony Albanese phones Spain’s PM, offering to bring some of the migrants from Morocco to Australia
STRATEGIC INTAKE: Australia's Prime Minister contacted his Spanish counterpart Pedro Sánchez a short time ago, offering to bring some of the Moroccan migrants flooding in Ceuta to Australia. “We’re a compassionate country,” Anthony Albanese explained. “Particularly in electorates with a...
