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‘North Face’ Ask Daniel Andrews: “Can You Please Stop Wearing Our Jackets?”

A heated stoush is developing between popular outdoor adventure clothing brand 'The North Face' and the Victorian Government. Since the start of the Coronavirus pandemic, the state's Premier Daniel Andrews has regularly been wearing North Face jackets. Today, the popular...
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New Laws Mean AusPost Execs Can Now Only Be Gifted Items That Are On Sale In Australia Post Shops

The federal government has announced that Australia Post's hardest working executives can now only be rewarded with items for sale in AusPost shops. "There is plenty to choose from," says Scott Morrison. "There are stationery supplies, toys for children and...
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PM Promises Federal ICAC “As Soon As Australia Has 28 Days Of No Community Covid Transmission”

The Prime Minister is taking a leaf out of the Queensland Premier's book, using '28 days of no community transmission' as a requirement for taking much needed action. In Anastasia Palaczuck's case, it's about opening up the QLD/NSW border. In...
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Roxy Jacenko Now In Training For Australian Ninja Warrior

Roxy Jacenko's quest for reality TV stardom is set to continue, despite her brief and embarrassing appearance on SAS Australia. "I'm putting SAS Australia behind me. I'm now in training for the next season of Australian Ninja Warrior," says the...
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‘Cocaine Cassie’ To Replace Outgoing Schapelle Corby On SAS Australia

Channel 7’s intense new reality TV offering SAS Australia will have another convicted drug smuggler in its ranks. Cassandra Sainsbury - also known as Cocaine Cassie - is stepping up as a surprise replacement for Schapelle Corby, who quit the...
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ICAC Announces Plan To Phone Tap All Australian Politicians, Just In Case

Every phone call involving all Australian politicians will be phone tapped under a new plan announced by the Independent Commission Against Corruption. (ICAC) It comes after phone tap recordings of the NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian uncovered a secret 'close relationship'...
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Melbourne Brothel Re-Opens After Putting Up ‘We’re Covid Safe’ Sign

A Melbourne brothel has breached strict lockdown restrictions by attempting to open for business last weekend. State government covid marshalls say they first noticed clients leaving the brothel in Essendon on Sunday evening. "And, upon further investigation, health officials discovered...
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Domestic Tourism To Byron Bay Plunges After Zac Efron Gets Girlfriend

Byron Bay's tourism industry is bracing for the worst, after Zac Efron announced he's no longer single. Efron went public last week on his relationship with local waitress Vanessa Valladares. "Immediately people started cancelling their trips to Byron Bay and...
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PM Announces New JobSeeker Payment For Instagram Influencers

Canberra has today announced a new JobSeeker payment specifically for Instagram influencers. "Covid-19 has taken a big toll on everyone," says Scott Morrison. "Influencer income has also tried up as advertisers realise that most influencers simply purchase their followers." From...
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Scott Morrison Sends Text Message To Victorian Premier Asking: ‘R U OK?’

Today is the annual day when all Australian's are urged to ask ‘R U OK?’ to help start a conversation that might make a difference in someone’s life. And it seems the country's highest profile politicians are getting on board....
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