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New Data Shows Dangerous Spike In Number Of Covid Skeptics
The nation's scientists are flagging a dramatic increase in the number of people who think Covid-19 is a scam. "We've seen several new outbreaks," says the CSIRO's Hunter Thomas. "It comes after Melbourne 'Covidiot' Eve Black went viral by...
Victoria’s Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back To Ciarran From Bachelor In Paradise
'Patient zero' of Victoria's Covid-19 outbreak has been identified as controversial love rat Ciarran Stott from Network TEN's reality TV dating show Bachelor in Paradise. "He's a super spreader," says Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews. "Investigators from Victoria's Health Department have...
China Calls For Independent Investigation Into Jetstar Health Screening Bungle
China has made a submission to the World Health Organisation, calling for an independent investigation into Jetstar's Covid-19 screening bungle. A planeload of passengers from Melbourne was allowed to disembark at Sydney Airport on Tuesday night without undergoing health screening...
‘They Only Speak English As A 2nd Language’ Says Politician Who Only Speaks 1 Language
A politician taking aim at people who 'speak English as a second language,' can barely speak English, let alone any other languages, it's been confirmed. One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has labelled Melbourne public housing residents in lockdown as 'drug...
Politician Nobody Takes Seriously Banned From TV Show Nobody Watches
A poor excuse for a politician has been axed from appearing on a breakfast TV show that nobody watches. Pauline Hanson was banned from The Today Show after she made offensive statements on air about residents trapped in nine Melbourne...
Victorians Given 24 Hours To Scramble Into New South Wales
Hundreds of thousands of Victorians have begun a mad rush to cross the border into New South Wales this morning. Traffic around border towns is already building rapidly, only minutes after authorities announced the border between the two states will...
Tinder Announces Ban On Users In Victoria In Bid To Slow Spread Of Covid-19
Victorian Tinder users say they're outraged after being excluded from the platform as the state's Covid crisis worsens. "It's blatant discrimination," says one Melbourne Tinder user. "I don't even know anyone who has Covid and yet I'm being treated like...
Big Brother Fan Favourite Angela Lands Lucrative Lip Gloss Sponsorship Deal
She was brutally evicted from the Big Brother house last night, but fan favourite Angela Clancy is today having the last laugh. Dubbed 'queen of the house' by fans, the 38 year old has secured a lucrative sponsorship deal with...
Jetstar Now Offering $8.50 Flights To Melbourne
Jetstar is offering record discount fares as it attempts to lure Australians back into domestic travel. After offering $19 domestic seats last week, the airline is now also offering $8.50 fares to Melbourne from any capital city. "Flights to Melbourne...
Calls To Rename ‘Froot Loops’ Cereal To Avoid Offending People With Mental Illness
Mental health groups are calling for an urgent renaming of the popular children's breakfast cereal 'Froot Loops.' "All too often, the term 'fruit loop' is used to describe someone with a mental illness," says one activist. "The cereal is spelt...
