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NO CONCEPT OF TIME: A Perth woman claiming to be 'on her way' to meet friends for brunch today, has actually just stepped into a hot bath, DBT can reveal. It's understood Maggie Price also has to blow dry her...
LET'S CATCH UP: A ground-breaking new study has confirmed the impact modern communications technology is having on the social lives of young Australians. "Everyone is swamped with multiple, tentative social arrangements at any one time," says UNSW lead researcher Simone...
THIRD TIME UNLUCKY: Reality TV star Brooke Blurton's third attempted at finding love on TV has failed, DBT can confirm. We can reveal exclusively that the 16 Bachelors and Bachelorettes vying for Brooke's heart all ended up hooking up with...
CROP TOP: A Brisbane man is accused of intentionally cropping his Facebook profile photo to exclude the top of his bald head. It's understood Simon Harvey started losing his hair 5 years ago, at the tender age of 26. "Ever since...
SOCIAL DILEMMA: A group of Sydney introverts have started an online petition calling for a permanent end to kiss, hug and handshake greetings. "It's actually nothing to do with Coronavirus," says group manager Lyle Tookley. "We just think physical greetings...
FACE TIME: Pubs in NSW flung open their doors for the first time in four months today, but many patrons say they are left feeling underwhelmed. "I forgot what a hassle it is to get all dressed up and drive...
DAMAGE CONTROL: Home and Away star Sam Frost has begun preparing for her new on-screen role, after tearfully revealing her decision to remain unvaccinated. "We're currently doing rehearsals with Sam to prepare her to work as the Sunrise Cash Cow,"...
FREEDOM DAY HACK: Desperate times call for desperate measures. After three unsuccessful weeks of trying to secure a booking at Catalina on Freedom Day, a Darling Point woman is taking matters into her own hands. "I've hired a team of young...
CHEAP DATE: A Melbourne man has found a clever way to save money during the pandemic. David Druitt is now only dating unvaccinated women, as a strategic way to avoid expensive restaurant and bar bills. "Unvaccinated people can only go to...
FREE BRITNEY: After a year-long legal battle against multinational gym chain Fitness First, Britney Spears is finally free. A Los Angeles judge has ordered the gym to immediately end the pop star's two-year membership. "Fitness First's strict lock-in contract was overly...

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