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People Who Text; ‘I’ll Be There In 5 Mins’ Arrive On Average 1.5 Hours Later: Report
NOT SATIRE: It's among the most commonly used phrases in the English language, but its real meaning remains shrouded in mystery. The term 'I'll be there in 5 mins' has rapidly gained popularity as time pressed mobile users text friends...
Millions Quit Twitter, Leaving The Only Remaining Users As Elon Musk, Donald Trump & Pete Evans
LAST MEN STANDING: Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter was aimed at "restoring free speech" on the social media network. However analysts say Twitter has fast become a cesspool of extremist ideas and right-wing propaganda. "More than 200 million users have...
Bikie Boss Forced To Resign Over Undisclosed Relationship With A Politician
END OF THE ROAD: A prominent bikie boss is being accused of dropping his moral standards after it was revealed he 'secretly dated' Greens deputy leader Lidia Thorpe. Dean Martin's 25 year association with the Rebels outlaw motorcycle gang has...
STARTER PACK: How To Be A Real Estate Agent On Luxe Listings Sydney
HOT PROPERTY: It's the long-term goal of every real estate agent and buyer's agent around the country: to be featured on Prime Video's Luxe Listings Sydney. Four of Sydney's most esteemed agents - Gavin Rubinstein, Simon Cohen, D'Leanne Lewis and...
Discount Retailer Kmart Releases ‘Influencer’ Costume Set For Halloween
PUBLIC FIGURE: With one month till Halloween, discount retailer Kmart has expanded its costume range so shoppers can dress up as influencers. "It's a great way for our consumers to feel cool," says Kmart's Kyle Marks. "We interviewed thousands of...
NRL Grand Final To Be Held In Bali, As That’s Where Most Penrith & Parramatta Fans Are On Holidays
BOGAN PRIDE: The NRL has today made the shock announcement that next weekend's grand final will be played on foreign soil for the first time. "Given the sheer numbers of Penrith and Parramatta fans on holidays in Bali at the...
Local Woman Updates Instagram Bio To ‘Wellness Expert’ After Losing Half A Kilogram
THE BIG REVEAL: What started as a plan to get bikini-ready, has ended in a complete career overhaul. And it's all happened in three months. In July, Elle Brockie set out to lose some weight. Today the former HR executive...
Ch 9 Axes NRL Semi Finals This Weekend, To Allow For Rolling Royal Coverage
GOD SAVE OUR TV: The Nine Network appears to be continuing its rolling royal coverage through to the Queen's funeral early next week. "Sorry to NRL fans, but we're committed to keeping our main channel on Royal coverage," says Nine...
Renewed Calls For A Cashless Economy As Charles Becomes King
CASH IS KING: Calls for a cashless society are growing in Australia upon news that King Charles' face is set to grace our bank notes and coins. "I'd prefer to use a credit card than carry round Charles' face all...
#BREAKING: John Barilaro Announced As New Host Of A Current Affair
PLUM JOB: Dodgy builders and noisy neighbours have a new reason to be concerned. The Nine Network has announced the former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro as the new host of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair....
