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Dan Andrews Hires External Communications Team To Read Hotel Quarantine Inquiry Report
The Victorian Premier has hired an external communications team to read and analyse the 315 page hotel quarantine inquiry report which was tabled in parliament today. "It's a busy time for me leading up to Christmas," says Dan Andrews. "Plus...
Afghan Asylum Seekers Bound For Sydney Turn Back After Reading About Covid Outbreak
A desperate bid to escape poverty, war and oppression in Afghanistan has been cut dramatically short. Around 55 Afghan asylum seekers on a boat bound for Sydney have decided to turn around after hearing about the Northern Beaches covid cluster....
Health Department Recommends People Who Say ‘Youse’ Be Vaccinated Last
With a Covid vaccine now on the horizon, federal health authorities say essential workers, the immunocompromised, and the elderly should be among those getting vaccinated first. Now attention is turning to who should be vaccinated last. "We believe people who...
Chinese Communist Party Posts Job Ad For An ‘Internet Troll’
The Chinese Communist Party (CCP) is on the hunt for an internet troll, as China's tensions with Australia continue to erupt. In a job ad posted to online job site Seek, the CCP says its looking to employ a 'content...
#BREAKING: Greg Norman Gets A Semi During A Romantic Walk On The Beach With His Dog
Greg Norman has sparked a social media frenzy after posting an x-rated photo of himself with his dog on a Florida beach. "You don't have to look closely to see that semi," commented one fan. "Hopefully there are some other...
QLD Premier Opens Border To All Australians, Except Gladys Berejiklian Who Failed To Self-Isolate
Annastacia Palaszczuk has finally announced the Queensland border will reopen to millions of people in NSW and Victoria on December 1. But the border will remain closed to one very important NSW resident. "Gladys Berejiklian is not welcome in Queensland,"...
Roxy Jancenko Offers To Give Evidence To The SAS War Crimes Inquiry
Fresh from her brief but harrowing stint on the SAS Australia reality TV show, Roxy Jacenko says she's ready to share her insights into the horrors of war. The PR Queen has offered to give evidence to the Defence Force...
Palaszczuk Sends Berejiklian A Celebratory State Of Origin Selfie With Cameron Munster
The text message war of words between the Queensland Premier and her NSW counterpart continues today. As the final siren sounded on Origin 2020 last night, Annastacia Palaszczuk was seen rushing out onto the field for a selfie with Maroons...
QLD Premier Rules NSW Players Must Always Be At Least 1.5M Apart During Origin Decider
New South Wales' 2020 State of Origin campaign has hit a stumbling block at the 11th hour. Ahead of tonight's deciding match in Brisbane, the Queensland Premier has announced that NSW players must maintain a minimum distance of 1.5 metres...
Palaszczuk Bans NSW Fans From Attending Brisbane Origin Decider, Even If They Live In QLD
The Queensland Premier is continuing her hard line stance against New South Wales. She's today announced a ban on all NSW supporters being part of the crowd at the State of Origin final in Brisbane next week. "The ban includes...
