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Australian Sex Party Comes Out In Support Of Parliamentary Hookup Culture
The founder of the Australian Sex Party has labelled last night's Four Corners program a "violation of human freedoms" "Sex is a natural and perfectly healthy activity," says Fiona Groper. "But the ABC is suggesting its akin to the ultimate...
Nationals MP George Christensen Furious He Hasn’t Got Any Action In Parliament Yet
Nationals MP George Christensen has lashed out at two Liberal Party ministers who have been accused of having extra-marital affairs with political staffers. "It's extremely unfair that these men get to have sexual relations with younger female colleagues," Christensen yelled...
#BREAKING: Bill Shorten Demands Immediate Vote Recount Of 2019 Australian Federal Election
Former Labor Party leader Bill Shorten is attempting to re-write history today, calling for an immediate recount of votes in the 2019 Australian federal election. Shorten lost that election to Scott Morrison, with the coalition claiming a two-seat majority, with...
Bec Judd Tells News.com.au US Election Result Still Too Close To Call
With Democratic supporters around the world bracing for victory in the US election, news.com.au has sought expert analysis from its go-to commentator Bec Judd. In an 'exclusive' interview, the AFL WAG says the election is still too close to call....
“I’ll Open QLD To Sydney Now, If Next Year’s NRL Grand Final Is Played In Brisbane”: Palaszczuk
Fresh from her election victory yesterday, the Queensland Premier she's ready to start negotiating on borders. Annastacia Palaszczuk is now keen to finally open the QLD border to Sydneysiders, "as long as the NRL agrees to hold next year's grand...
QLD Premier Says Border Will Open To Sydney When The Broncos Win Another Premiership
With voting set to open in the Queensland election today, the state's Premier has made a last minute election promise. "The Queensland border will remain closed to all Sydney residents until the Brisbane Broncos bring home another NRL Premiership," says...
‘North Face’ Ask Daniel Andrews: “Can You Please Stop Wearing Our Jackets?”
A heated stoush is developing between popular outdoor adventure clothing brand 'The North Face' and the Victorian Government. Since the start of the Coronavirus pandemic, the state's Premier Daniel Andrews has regularly been wearing North Face jackets. Today, the popular...
New Laws Mean AusPost Execs Can Now Only Be Gifted Items That Are On Sale In Australia Post Shops
The federal government has announced that Australia Post's hardest working executives can now only be rewarded with items for sale in AusPost shops. "There is plenty to choose from," says Scott Morrison. "There are stationery supplies, toys for children and...
PM Promises Federal ICAC “As Soon As Australia Has 28 Days Of No Community Covid Transmission”
The Prime Minister is taking a leaf out of the Queensland Premier's book, using '28 days of no community transmission' as a requirement for taking much needed action. In Anastasia Palaczuck's case, it's about opening up the QLD/NSW border. In...
Roxy Jacenko Now In Training For Australian Ninja Warrior
Roxy Jacenko's quest for reality TV stardom is set to continue, despite her brief and embarrassing appearance on SAS Australia. "I'm putting SAS Australia behind me. I'm now in training for the next season of Australian Ninja Warrior," says the...
