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#BREAKING: DNA Testing Reveals John Howard Is Dominic Perrottet’s Father
RUNNING IN THE FAMILY: The former Australian PM John Howard & NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet both say they're "overwhelmed and excited" to learn they are father and son. "It's massive news," says Perrottet. "I've always admired John's brand of politics,...
LOST LUGGAGE: Qantas Now Urging Passengers To “Just Take Any Bag Off The Carousel”
LUCKY DIP: Staff shortages and the school holiday rush are leading to a sharp increase in lost luggage at airports around the country, but Qantas says it has a solution. "We're asking travellers to just take any bag off the...
Albo Goes On ‘The Voice,’ Just So He Can Tell His Backstory About Growing Up In Public Housing Again
WORKING CLASS MAN: The opposition leader has made an eleventh-hour pitch to voters ahead of Saturday's federal election. Anthony Albanese appeared on last night's episode of The Voice, performing a heart-wrenching rendition of Jimmy Barnes' Working Class Man. Before his...
Overly Optimistic Greens Volunteer Attempts To Hand Andrew Bolt A How To Vote Card
TOUGH SELL: Sky News host and climate change denier Andrew Bolt felt the full force of eager volunteers handing out how to vote cards at pre-polling today. "Mr Bolt, have you thought about voting for the Greens this election?" asked...
‘Buy The Dip’ Says Local Crypto Bro Now Living Back At Home With His Folks
CRYPTO CARNAGE:' A Melbourne digital currency enthusiast is brushing off concerns about the latest crypto price plunge, saying now is the perfect time to buy. "I know I sound a bit like a real estate agent, but everyone knows: buy...