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‘Sorry, I’ve Been Too Busy To Reply To Your Text,’ Says Woman After Her 3rd Hour Scrolling Instagram
A Perth woman is letting her friend down gently today, after it took her an entire afternoon to reply to his text message, asking how she's going. Claire Temple's reply to Peter Marr's message eventually came at 5pm yesterday, more...
Sydney Man Who’s Never Played Contact Sport Now Referring To The NSW Blues As “We”
A Sydney man who only played tennis and chess at school is today referring to the NSW Origin team first as "we." "We absolutely smashed them last night," says Jason Dunn, while dressed head to toe in Blues merchandise. "How...
Elon Musk Predicts Tweeting About Crypto Will Get Him Attention For “At Least Another 18 Months”
The world's second richest person says he'll continue tweeting about Cryptocurrencies for "at least another eighteen months." "There's still a bit of upside left in the crypto market," says Elon Musk. "But soon I'll have to start tweeting about other...
Local Pet Owner Accused Of Prioritising Her Dog’s Instagram Account, Over The Actual Dog
A Sydney woman is accused of neglecting her 2 year old Boston Terrier in favour of the dog's Instagram account. It's alleged Alexandra Weir is dressing up her dog, Bobbie, in elaborate costumes, taking copious amounts of photos and then...
Man’s Entire ‘Business’ Revealed As Just Him Posting Selfie Videos To Social Media
A Sydney man is accused of posting excessive selfie photos and videos under the guise of running a ‘marketing business.’ Mark Henson started his 'business' in August last year, but the exact nature of his work remains unclear. “I'm exploring...