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Neo-Nazi Group Leader Accused Of Reading Too Much Dr Seuss As A Child
Police are investigating claims a Melbourne neo-Nazi who allegedly assaulted a Channel Nine security guard, may have been exposed to too many Dr Seuss books as a child. Thomas Sewell was arrested over the incident yesterday, which left the black...
QLD Retiree In Hospital After Covid Vaccine Overdose, Gets Surprise Visit From Pete Evans
Former celebrity chef Pete Evans has paid a surprise visit to an elderly Queensland woman in hospital after receiving an overdose of the Covid vaccine. "This is why I'm an anti-vaxxer," he told the woman, who appeared confused about who...
Craig Kelly Quits Liberal Party To Take Up Hosting Role On Sky News
Liberal MP Craig Kelly has stunned colleagues by telling the Coalition party room he will quit the government’s ranks and immediately move to a hosting job on Sky News. "I have to stay true to what I believe in," Kelly...
#BREAKING: PM Announces Australians Who Still Watch MAFS Will Be Vaccinated Last
With the vaccine roll out starting next week, the Prime Minister has begun talking more about who will be vaccinated, when. "This is a multi-layered approach that's happening in co-ordination with the states," says Scott Morrison. "But people who watch...
Melbourne Man Who Forgot To Make Valentine’s Day Reservations Relieved About Lockdown
A Melbourne man is breathing a sigh of relief after the Victorian Premier yesterday announced a five-day lockdown to halt the spread of the highly infectious UK variant. "It's actually great news because I had completely forgotten to make any...
#BREAKING: Sam Newman To Replace Eddie McGuire As Collingwood Club President
Collingwood Football club have announced that controversial media personality and former Geelong ruckman Sam Newman will replace Eddie Maguire as club president. “Sam is a well respected member of the AFL community,” says a Collingwood press release release issued a...
Chemist Warehouse Launches Face Mask Promotion Ahead Of Valentines Day
Australia's largest pharmacy chain Chemist Warehouse is offering two face masks for the price of one, for the next seven days in the lead up to Valentines Day. "Valentines Day is a loving and physically affectionate time," says Chemist Warehouse...
Folau’s First Photoshoot For The Dragons, To Help Sell ‘Make The Dragons Great Again’ Hats
The St George Illawarra Dragons are gearing up for the release of new merchandise, featuring Israel Folau. "Our 'Make The Dragons Great Again' hats will be available widely soon for just $29.95," says St George Illawarra CEO Mark Miles. The...
St George Illawarra Dragons Announce Margaret Court As New Club CEO
The St George Illawarra Rugby League club has today announced that controversial Australia tennis legend Margaret Court will replace Ryan Webb as the club's CEO. "I've long been a Dragon's fan," says Court. "Now I'm looking forward to playing a...
PM Announces Extension Of JobSeeker Payment For All Former MAFS Contestants
Canberra has today announced an extension of the JobSeeker payment for all former contestants of the hit reality TV show Married At First Sight. "These people need our help," says Scott Morrison. "After appearing on the show, their job prospects...
