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Victorian Premier Wears North Face Hospital Gown To Press Conference
The Victorian Premier has worn a North Face branded hospital gown to his first press conference since being admitted to hospital after a fall on Tuesday. "I'm pleased to announce my brand partnership with North face will continue for the...
Seven Network Announce Meghan Markle As New Host Of Sunrise
The Duchess of Sussex is taking the next brave step in her show business career. Meghan Markle has been announced as the new host of the Sunrise breakfast TV show, taking over from Samantha Armytage who announced her resignation today....
#BREAKING: Nobody Under 65 y.o Gives A Fuck About The Royal Family, Or Harry & Meghan
A new 18 month study has revealed some shocking home truths about the Royal Family. The report - conducted by market research firm Roy Morgan - found nobody around the world under the age of 65 y.o cares about the...
Cardinal George Pell Calls For Independent Inquiry Into Liberal Party Rape Allegations
Cardinal George Pell has spoken of his "dismay and disgust" over the rape allegations surrounding the Liberal Party. "It's disgusting what's allegedly happening in Canberra at the moment," says the former Archbishop. "There are claims against Christian Porter, and also...
Neo-Nazi Group Leader Accused Of Reading Too Much Dr Seuss As A Child
Police are investigating claims a Melbourne neo-Nazi who allegedly assaulted a Channel Nine security guard, may have been exposed to too many Dr Seuss books as a child. Thomas Sewell was arrested over the incident yesterday, which left the black...
QLD Retiree In Hospital After Covid Vaccine Overdose, Gets Surprise Visit From Pete Evans
Former celebrity chef Pete Evans has paid a surprise visit to an elderly Queensland woman in hospital after receiving an overdose of the Covid vaccine. "This is why I'm an anti-vaxxer," he told the woman, who appeared confused about who...
Craig Kelly Quits Liberal Party To Take Up Hosting Role On Sky News
Liberal MP Craig Kelly has stunned colleagues by telling the Coalition party room he will quit the government’s ranks and immediately move to a hosting job on Sky News. "I have to stay true to what I believe in," Kelly...
#BREAKING: PM Announces Australians Who Still Watch MAFS Will Be Vaccinated Last
With the vaccine roll out starting next week, the Prime Minister has begun talking more about who will be vaccinated, when. "This is a multi-layered approach that's happening in co-ordination with the states," says Scott Morrison. "But people who watch...
Melbourne Man Who Forgot To Make Valentine’s Day Reservations Relieved About Lockdown
A Melbourne man is breathing a sigh of relief after the Victorian Premier yesterday announced a five-day lockdown to halt the spread of the highly infectious UK variant. "It's actually great news because I had completely forgotten to make any...
#BREAKING: Sam Newman To Replace Eddie McGuire As Collingwood Club President
Collingwood Football club have announced that controversial media personality and former Geelong ruckman Sam Newman will replace Eddie Maguire as club president. “Sam is a well respected member of the AFL community,” says a Collingwood press release release issued a...
