National News
News Corp reporter sets ambitious new year’s resolution to finally stop writing about Raygun
αRAGE BAIT: A reporter for the national News Corp title News.com.au has set himself a bold news year's resolution. In 2025, Harry Hackman hopes to report some actual news, a huge departure from his endless stories about the controversial breakdancer...
PM announces instant deportation of anyone who was at Bronte Beach on Christmas Day, unless they come back to help clean up
CLEAN UP OR PACK UP: Australia's Prime Minister has made a brief appearance during his summer break to issue a bold threat to any revellers who were at Bronte Beach on Christmas day. "Effective immediately, any tourist, backpacker, or random...
Local father excited to see what he got his daughter for Christmas: Report
MYSTERY SHOPPER: A Sydney father who once again had zero involvement with the selection and purchase of his child's Christmas gift, is this morning waiting with baited breath to find what out they got. "I leave gifting entirely up to...
Sydney man refusing to leave his Noosa hotel room, as there are way too many people he knows at the pool
SELF-IMPOSED EXILE: It was meant to be a relaxing family holiday in Queensland, but it's quickly turned into a nightmare for one 28 year old Bondi man. Dan Haber is staying at the Noosa Sofitel with his parents and brother,...
Woman who saved 99c by finally remembering to bring a reusable tote bag to Woolies, rewards herself with a $5k tote bag from Christian Dior
GIRL MATH: A Double Bay woman is flaunting her new Christian Dior tote bag this morning. She purchased it after some quick thinking while getting ready to go to the supermarket. “Instead of buying a new reusable bag like I...
“Absolutely no one cares about your Spotify Wrapped!” declares man who posts daily screenshots of his Strava data
JOG ON: A Sydney fitness enthusiast has taken to social media today, criticising his followers for sharing their annual Spotify Wrapped results. "Honestly, nobody wants to see a list of your top artists," wrote Dave Phillips. "It's so over indulgent....
“It’s so easy to make time for exercise,” says fitness influencer without job, mortgage, children, social life or any other hobbies
JUST DO IT: A Sydney influencer is being accused of misleading her followers, after claiming she juggles a demanding daily schedule to fit in regular exercise. "You won't achieve your fitness goals by just thinking about them," Elise Jamison said...
Sydney private school leaver cuts Schoolies Week short, after discovering there’s no Totti’s in Surfers Paradise
HOLIDAY HELL: It was meant to be the party of a lifetime: sun, sand and fun with her closest friends after finishing the HSC. But for one recent graduate of Kambala school in Sydney's east, Schoolies Week on the Gold...
Flat chested white woman calling for name change of ‘Flat White’ coffee
NAME GAME: A flat chested local woman has begun a campaign to change the name of 'flat white' coffees. Miranda Coombes says she enjoys flat white coffees, but gets embarrassed every time she tries to order one. "I feel the...