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PM announces next stage of national fuel security plan: Only downhill driving allowed
GOING DOWNHILL FAST: The Prime Minister has just announced that Australia is entering the third stage of the National Fuel Security Plan, as supplies dwindle further after yesterday's oil refinery fire in Geelong. “These are not easy decisions, but they...
PM announces Australia is helping re-open the strait of Hormuz by sending in the guys from Bondi Rescue
SENDING IN THE BIG GUNS: The Prime Minister has tonight announced Australia's contribution to the US-led effort to re-open the Strait of Hormuz, confirming the full Bondi Rescue crew has already been deployed to the Persian Gulf. "They arrived there...
Federal government releases new limited edition DVD box set: ‘Albo’s Address To The Nation’
COLLECTOR'S EDITION: The federal government has released a three-DVD box set of the Prime Minister's historic address to the nation, giving Australians the chance to relive every second of the speech that reassured us the fuel shortage is not a...
#BREAKING: Royal Easter Show announces new ‘Cost of Living Crisis’ show bag
VALUE PACK: The Royal Easter Show has today unveiled a new ‘Cost of Living Crisis’ show bag, giving families the chance to take home a range of modern essentials for just $165, payable in four interest-free Afterpay instalments. "We wanted...
Local man welcoming rising fuel prices as it gives him more opportunities to mention his EV
CHARGED UP: A Sydney Tesla driver is reassuring friends and anyone else who'll listen that despite the escalating international conflict, he is personally doing quite well. Marcus Wetherby says the latest price spike at the bowser has given him countless...
Local couple saving up for a deposit on an easter egg from Woolworths
RIPPLE EFFECT: A young Sydney couple have made the commitment to turn their dream of Easter egg ownership into a reality. James and Sarah Matthews have announced they're now actively saving for a deposit on a 340g Easter egg from...
Eastern suburbs man adds Jimmy Barnes’ ‘Working Class Man’ to his Spotify playlist after washing his own Porsche Cayenne
BLUE DENIM IN HIS VEINS: A Darling Point man has made a rare addition to his Spotify playlist after spending forty-five minutes today washing his Porsche Cayenne in the driveway of his $25 million home. "It's actually harder than it...
Sydney socialite flies to Melbourne for the F1 to get a photo of her wearing a $9k Dior gown in pit lane
PIT CREW: A Paddington woman claims that motorsport is "actually her whole thing" after flying to Melbourne for the Formula 1 Grand Prix. Ashleigh Vanderholm-Chisolm told friends she had "always loved F1" after watching two episodes of the Drive to...
“Everyone in this building talks about you behind your back,” says Kyle to Jackie O in front of everyone in the building and most of Australia
NO FILTER: Kyle Sandilands' novel strategy of delivering a scathing performance review of his co-host while live on air has resulted in one of the biggest bust-ups in Australian radio history. HR experts maintain that performance reviews of any kind...
Eastern suburbs man applies to go on Farmer Wants A Wife after attending Bondi Farmers Market last weekend
CONCRETE COWBOY: A Potts Point man looking for love is hoping his visit to Bondi Farmers market on Saturday will qualify him for Channel Seven's reality TV show Farmer Wants A Wife. "Working in corporate finance, I rarely get to leave the city...
