Double Bay Today

The Australian Defence Force (ADF) is dramatically increasing its arsenal of milk crates and shopping trolleys. "Today we're announcing a $4 million purchase of these items, which have recently both proved crucial in thwarting terrorist activity in Australia," says Defence Minister Adam Armstrong. Yesterday bystanders used a milk crate to restrain a man who allegedly stabbed a woman to death before...

A Sydney man who knows nothing about cricket is repeatedly referring to the Ashes first test winning Australian cricket team as "we." "We are 1-0 up in the Ashes," says Jason Dunn. "How good! The poms can call us cheats if they want, but, hey, look at the scoreboard!" The 31 year old is among the many people who've distanced themselves...