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Albo Goes On ‘The Voice,’ Just So He Can Tell His Backstory About Growing Up In Public Housing Again
WORKING CLASS MAN: The opposition leader has made an eleventh-hour pitch to voters ahead of Saturday's federal election. Anthony Albanese appeared on last night's episode of The Voice, performing a heart-wrenching rendition of Jimmy Barnes' Working Class Man. Before his...
Overly Optimistic Greens Volunteer Attempts To Hand Andrew Bolt A How To Vote Card
TOUGH SELL: Sky News host and climate change denier Andrew Bolt felt the full force of eager volunteers handing out how to vote cards at pre-polling today. "Mr Bolt, have you thought about voting for the Greens this election?" asked...
‘Buy The Dip’ Says Local Crypto Bro Now Living Back At Home With His Folks
CRYPTO CARNAGE:' A Melbourne digital currency enthusiast is brushing off concerns about the latest crypto price plunge, saying now is the perfect time to buy. "I know I sound a bit like a real estate agent, but everyone knows: buy...
“This Interest Rate Hike Will Break Me,” Says Man Who Spends $300 A Week On Ciggies
UP IN SMOKE: A Sydney man is in complete denial about the impact his cigarette addiction is having on his finances. Max Donnelly smokes at least one packet of lung busters every day, costing him on average $300 a week....
PM Intervenes To Save Late Night Curry Kebabs From Paddington’s ‘Indian Home Diner’
CURRY FAVOUR: It's one of Sydney's most iconic establishments, and a perfectly placed pit stop on the way home after a large night. The Indian Home Diner on Oxford Street, Paddington has been serving late night curry kebabs to drunken...
Prime Minister Extends Mandatory Isolation Period For People With Covid To 14 Days
ELECTION TACTICS: As the second week of the election campaign comes to a close, the Prime Minister has announced tough new covid isolation rules. "All Australians infected with the virus will now have to isolate for 14 days, up from...
Woman Promotes Boyfriend To Appear On Her Instagram Grid, After Months Of Stories Only
HARD LAUNCH: It's the unwritten rule of relationship progression, the occasional Instagram story cameo, before eventually posting a photo of your partner on the grid. One Melbourne woman has taken the plunge tonight, hard launching her new boyfriend, Tom in...
HEADLINE ACT: PM Attempts To Woo Voters At Bluesfest With His Ukulele
POLITICIAN FEST: The Prime Minister has attempted to one-up his rival by making an appearance on stage during the final night of the Byron Bay Bluesfest music festival. While last night Anthony Albanese welcomed Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes to...
Planning A Weekend Away With Friends Involves An Average Of 2,500 Text Messages: Report
GROUP CHAT: It's meant to be a relaxing time away to connect with friends, but a new report has shed light on the number of text messages it takes to plan a simple weekend getaway. Researchers from the University of...
ALP LEADERSHIP SPILL: Year 9 Economics Student Now Tipped To Topple Albo
'IT'S ON': With the federal election fast approaching, political analysts say an ALP leadership spill is now looking likely. A year 9 economics student from Sydney's inner west has put up her hand to take over as Labor leader after...
