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Introverts calling for ‘right to disconnect’ laws to be extended to friends and family members
DO NOT DISTURB: Socially anxious Australians are petitioning the federal government to extend the newly implemented 'Right to Disconnect' laws to include not just bosses and coworkers, but also friends and family members. The laws, which took effect today across...
WORLD FIRST: Jetstar passenger arrives at destination on time, after using the emergency exit
WINGING IT: In what’s being hailed as a "world first," a Jetstar passenger has managed to arrive without any delays by taking the emergency exit upon landing. "The flight was actually running about 30 minutes late," said the passenger upon...
Stabbing these packs open, instead of trying to ‘peel here,’ can save you 40 minutes per year: Report
SALAMI HACK: The 'peel here' tab on the corner of many food packages is designed to be helpful, but a new report shows it may be costing us dearly. Researches from consumer group Choice found it takes an average of...
Local stoner using Olympics as perfect excuse to sit on the couch and do sweet fuck all for 2.5 weeks
GEARED UP: A Sydney man has begun today feeling very crusty after waking up at 3am to watch the Olympics opening ceremony. Mark Stanwell says he's dedicating the next two weeks to doing nothing but cheer on Aussie athletes he's...
“I just thought I’d jump on here quickly,” says local ‘content creator’ in TikTok video that required 14 takes & 2.5 hours of editing
BEHIND THE SCENES: Well-known for her breezy online persona, local influencer Eva Brahm has given DBT a first hand look at her video production process. In one of her latest social media videos, she began with her signature phrase "I...
Sydney man who’s never played contact sport now referring to the NSW Blues as “we”
ARMCHAIR ATHLETE: In a shocking turn of events, local man Max Rader has elevated his status from casual observer to fully-fledged team member of the NSW Blues, despite having never played a contact sport in his life. "We absolutely smashed...
CAST AWAY: Bellevue Hill man currently stranded on the Amalfi Coast, as there are no first class return flights available
MAROONED: The fate of an Australian traveller on the picturesque Amalfi Coast is hanging in limbo tonight. Tom Sedgeworth's 14-day Euro summer trip has turned into a nightmare, because he's unable to purchase a first class seat home. "I've scoured every...
Bondi woman in Ibiza complaining about how many Bondi people are there right now
EURO TRASH: A Sydney woman says her holiday to the Spanish party Island Ibiza is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from Bondi. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Marcia La Rosa. "They think they're cool coming to Ibiza,...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce the ‘hawk tuah’ girl as the next Bachelorette
WHAT MEN WANT: In an unprecedented twist sure to raise eyebrows and TV ratings, Network Ten has announced the 'hawk tuah' girl will be taking a starring role in the next season of The Bachelorette, currently being filmed in Sydney....
Sydney Airport to cut waiting times at security screening, by introducing a separate screening area for anyone aged 65+
SLOW LANE: Sydney Airport has announced a groundbreaking initiative to streamline security processes and reduce wait times. "From the start of August travellers over the age of 60 will have a dedicated security screening area," says a Sydney Airport spokesperson....
