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#BREAKING: Sydney’s Delta Outbreak Traced Back To Jimmy From The Bachelor
NSW Health contact tracers have identified the 2021 Bachelor Jimmy Nicholson as patient zero for Sydney's Delta outbreak. "Initially we believed it was a Bondi limousine driver, however further contact tracing work shows it was actually Mr Nicholson from The...
Unrelenting Flow Of Reality TV Saves Woman From Having To Think About Her Own Life
A bleak combination of winter, Covid-19 and general laziness is forcing Sydney's Ange Pulver to use reality TV to find meaning and purpose in her own life. "I'm really invested in all the contestants on Beauty and the Geek," she...
Man Posts Photos Of Himself Cooking In Last Ditch Attempt To Find A Girlfriend
A sexually frustrated Sydney man has posted photos of himself preparing a salad to Instagram. The photo montage includes a shot of himself in action, and another of the pear, apple and roasted walnut salad he claims to have made,...