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#BREAKING: Trump calls FIFA President to demand USA v Belgium be played as a best of three series
ANOTHER CHANCE: The U.S football team's run at the World Cup may not be over yet, despite their loss to Belgium a short time ago. After the U.S President's intervention to get a red card ban overturned for today's game,...
Rebel Sport quietly begins moving Socceroos merchandise into its clearance section
OFFSIDE: In scenes described by witnesses as "sombre" and "a bit awkward," staff at Rebel Sport stores around the nation were seen this morning relocating Socceroos jerseys, scarves and other merch into a clearance section only a few hours after...
#BREAKING: Police called to Double Bay after residents spot ute on public holiday
OVERTIME: There was a rare ute sighting in Double Bay today on the King's Birthday long weekend. A white Toyota Hilux was spotted on Bay Street, clearly out of place among rows of expensive sports cars and SUVs. "What is...
Bondi Junction masterplan revealed: Entire suburb to become one giant Mecca store
GLOW-UP: Waverley Council has unveiled its long-awaited Bondi Junction masterplan, confirming the entire suburb will be re-zoned as one giant 10-storey Mecca store. Westfield, Oxford Street Mall and several office and residential towers will be absorbed into one enormous beauty...
Jetstar soon to offer flights from Sydney Airport to Western Sydney International
SHORT HAUL TRAVEL: Travellers using Western Sydney International Airport will soon be able to fly there direct from Sydney Kingsford Smith Airport. "It's our newest domestic offering," says a Jetstar spokesperson. "The flight time is expected to be eleven minutes and...
#BREAKING: LinkedIn introduces new ‘Calm down you tosser’ reaction button
REALISTIC REACTIONS: Social networking website LinkedIn is being praised for adding a new reaction button to give users a broader choice beyond 'Like,' 'Comment' or 'Share.' In an effort to address the growing number of self-congratulatory and boastful posts on...
Owner of $3200 Louis Vuitton handbag refusing to buy her son a $20 Cadbury Easter showbag
VALUE JUDGEMENT: An 8-year-old boy has been left bitterly disappointed after being denied a $20 Cadbury showbag at the Royal Easter show today. His mother, the owner of a $3200 Louis Vuitton handbag, told him that showbags are "financially irresponsible."...
#BREAKING: PM announces Australians can now access their super to afford Easter eggs
NEST EGG: In a surprise cost-of-living measure unveiled just days before Easter, the Prime Minister has announced Australians will now be allowed to access part of their superannuation to help cover the soaring cost of Easter eggs. "Australians are doing...
Growing calls to change the name of Sydney’s newest suburb from ‘Bays West’ to ‘Zetland by the Sea’
DOG BOX: An underwhelming response to the name of Sydney's newest suburb 'Bays West' has developers and urban planners considering potential new names. "'Zetland By The Sea' is emerging as an early favourite," one developer told DBT. "It's a more...
“I’ll be down for whatever,” says eastern suburbs friend who requires; easy parking, perfect weather, to be within 5km of home and three days notice.
DEFINITELY MAYBE: A Bondi woman has once again declared she is “down for anything,” despite her friends saying she's virtually impossible to make an arrangement with. While speaking to a friend on the phone today, Claudia Hensley-Peters made the bold...
