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Owner of $3200 Louis Vuitton handbag refusing to buy her son a $20 Cadbury Easter showbag
VALUE JUDGEMENT: An 8-year-old boy has been left bitterly disappointed after being denied a $20 Cadbury showbag at the Royal Easter show today. His mother, the owner of a $3200 Louis Vuitton handbag, told him that showbags are "financially irresponsible."...
#BREAKING: PM announces Australians can now access their super to afford Easter eggs
NEST EGG: In a surprise cost-of-living measure unveiled just days before Easter, the Prime Minister has announced Australians will now be allowed to access part of their superannuation to help cover the soaring cost of Easter eggs. "Australians are doing...
Growing calls to change the name of Sydney’s newest suburb from ‘Bays West’ to ‘Zetland by the Sea’
DOG BOX: An underwhelming response to the name of Sydney's newest suburb 'Bays West' has developers and urban planners considering potential new names. "'Zetland By The Sea' is emerging as an early favourite," one developer told DBT. "It's a more...
“I’ll be down for whatever,” says eastern suburbs friend who requires; easy parking, perfect weather, to be within 5km of home and three days notice.
DEFINITELY MAYBE: A Bondi woman has once again declared she is “down for anything,” despite her friends saying she's virtually impossible to make an arrangement with. While speaking to a friend on the phone today, Claudia Hensley-Peters made the bold...
“I love that we’re out exploring regional NSW today,” says eastern suburbs man while strolling through Glebe Markets
OFF THE GRID: An eastern suburbs man and his wife have made the 14-minute Uber journey from Bondi to Glebe Markets today, describing the experience as “a proper road trip.” "We just wanted to get out of Sydney for a...
#BREAKING: Pauline Hanson calls for name change of Arnott’s ‘Ginger Nut’ biscuits
SEEING RED: In an address to the senate today, One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson said she's shining a light on what she calls 'blatant discrimination." "It's an absolute travesty that Coon Cheese was forced into a rebrand, yet Arnott's Ginger...
Local woman buys $300K Land Rover Defender to tackle the speed humps in the Westfield Bondi Junction car park
OFF ROAD: A Dover Heights resident has invested in a 2026 Land Rover Defender P635 OCTA to improve her weekly shopping experience at Westfield Bondi Junction. Sarah Mitchell-Pemberton forked out $304,500 for the vehicle, equipped with a twin-turbo V8 engine...
#BREAKING: Sydney family finally realise it was a hot day, after watching the 6pm news
OLD MEDIA: A Sydney family of three watching the evening news were shocked to find that today was in fact very hot. "Wow, I didn't realise," said the father, Damian De Silva. He said the news provided crucial clarity on...
Double Bay woman being treated for PTSD after driving so far out west she even saw a Red Rooster
UNCHARTED TERRITORY: Sydney PR executive Sally Bell is in therapy after venturing so far west she actually spotted a Red Rooster fast food outlet at Summer Hill. The Double Bay resident says she took a wrong turn out of the...
Rose Bay man accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ after going to Halloween party dressed as a resident of Newtown
HIPSTER HIJACK: An eastern suburbs man is ruffling feathers in the inner west tonight, after going to a Halloween party dressed as a Newtown resident. Typically James Mathers-Reid hangs out at the Golden Sheaf, wearing polo shirts with popped collars...
