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Man clicks ‘unmute’ for the first time during work Zoom call, just to say goodbye
OVER & OUT: A local tech firm employee has shocked colleagues on a Zoom call while working from home today. Simon Schiller came off mute for the first time during a 40 minute zoom call just to say: "Goodbye, chat...
HIGH FLYERS: Valium announced as sponsor of Qantas’ new ultra long-haul flights
CHILL PILL: Passengers on Qantas' new long haul flights will be given a 5mg tablet of anxiety medication Valium, under a new sponsorship deal announced today by the airline. "Flying almost 20 hours non-stop can be a stressful experience for...
InstaFit: Fitness First now offering discount memberships to those only using their phones
PHONE PLAN: As recession fears continue to bite, global gym chain Fitness First is offering relief to Australian household budgets. "Our research shows up to 14% of our members come to the gym and are on their phones pretty much...
“Let me help you grow your Instagram page,” says ‘social media expert’ with 194 followers
GROWTH HACKER: A self-described 'social media expert' is offering to help those looking to boost their Instagram profiles, despite boasting a personal following of only 194. Joel Salanti reportedly slid into a local woman's DM's, attempting to sell his services....
Local influencer heroically survives this morning’s Instagram outage largely unscathed
SURVIVOR: A self-described 'influencer' has told of her harrowing ordeal this morning, when Instagram suddenly went offline for one hour. "I was having my breakfast at the time," says Jamie Rogers. "It felt surreal." "I took a selfie with my...
Woman ‘likes’ photo of friends out to dinner, purely to drive home the point that she wasn’t invited
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: Scandal and controversy has ripped through a small group of close friends in Sydney's east. While scrolling Instagram this morning, Amber Ripoli saw a photo of her three best friends out for dinner. "It hurt a lot," she...