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Local man pretending to listen, actually just waiting for gap in conversation so he can start talking about creatine again
GOOD CHAT: A Sydney man having coffee with friends today was patiently waiting for even the smallest lull in conversation so he could talk about his obsession with creatine. Josh Delaney politely nodded his way through a conversation about the...
Australians shocked by reports The Project is set to be axed; “We didn’t realise it was still on,” they say
CANCEL CULTURE: Amid growing rumours The Project is about to be axed by Network TEN, Australians are overwhelmingly responding with the same reaction: “Wait, that’s still on?” Once an iconic mainstay of Australian current affairs television, the show has struggled...
Vaucluse landlord lifts rent on Penrith 2-bedder by 3.5%, in line with today’s minimum wage increase
TRICKLE UP ECONOMICS: A local property investor has praised today’s 3.5% minimum wage hike, celebrating it with a 3.5% rent increase on a damp two-bedroom unit in Penrith he hasn’t visited since 2007. "It's only fair," says Hugo Embley-Wright. "I...
Eastern suburbs woman files for divorce after realising her husband is taking her to Cairns, not Cannes
DEVIL IN THE DETAIL: A misunderstanding over a holiday destination is set to end the seven year marriage of one Sydney couple. Vicki Hamilton-Briggs has filed for divorce after discovering that her husband, Julian, was planning a surprise getaway to...
Pretending to be a DJ, not actually that cool: Report
DJ DELUSION: Adam Bandt's turntable tactic to woo young voters has fallen flat with the Greens leader today losing his seat of Melbourne. Six weeks ago the Greens leader hit the decks in Melbourne, but his sick beats didn't help...
Seven Network announce new leaders’ debate, but just with Albo and Dutton guessing prices of things
COME ON DOWN! Just when you thought there were no more leaders' debates, the Seven Network says another live debate in the works. "The final debate on Thursday night will feature the two leaders guessing the prices of things for...
#BREAKING: Shock new polling shows Albo’s dog Toto as Australia’s preferred Prime Minister
DOGMATIC: A female Cavoodle is threatening to derail the federal election, after new polling shows Albo's dog Toto is currently Australia's preferred Prime Minister. Polling company Newspoll interviewed 5,600 Australians, asking who they'd prefer as Prime Minister: Anthony Albanese, Peter...
Easter weekend away at AirBnB derailed as friends spend first 24 hours arguing over who gets the room with the ensuite
STAND OFF: A relaxing Easter getaway has spectacularly unravelled after a group of friends spent the entire first day of their Byron Bay trip locked in passive-aggressive battle over who would claim the Airbnb's only room with an ensuite. What...
Young Sydney couple now saving up for a deposit on an Easter egg from Woolworths
CHOCOLATE GOALS: A young Sydney couple have made the commitment to turn their dream of Easter egg ownership into a reality. James and Sarah Matthews have announced they're now actively saving for a deposit on a 340g Easter egg from...
Local CEO boomer demanding his staff return to the office full-time, in case he ever needs help logging into wifi
TECH SUPPORT: Sydney CEO Gareth Marks-Riley has sent out a company wide email this morning, announcing all staff must return to the office full-time, citing the need for "collaboration, team morale and productivity." However insiders tell DBT it's actually because...
