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COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Fitness lovers now doing their daily workout in the weights section at Rebel Sport
SHOPLIFTING: Soaring gym membership prices are proving no obstacle for an enterprising group of people who are now doing their daily workout at Rebel Sport in the CBD. "I've been coming here everyday," one man told DBT while lifting weights...
Man getting grief from wife for never cleaning the bathroom, finally swings into action by putting two anti-bacterial drops in the toilet bowl
DEEP CLEAN: A Sydney husband is making bold moves to quell his wife's growing anger and resentment over his lack of effort around the house. With their shared bathroom looking like it just hosted a mud wrestling tournament, David Bell...
“Hey are we still on for today?” woman texts her fiance on their wedding day
CANCEL CULTURE: Only two hours before a Sydney couple is set to walk down the aisle to get married, the bride-to-be sent her fiance Harry a WhatsApp message asking: "Are we still on for today?" "I just wanted to give...
Sydney marketing/PR executive sacked for attending a meeting without an oversized, brightly coloured water bottle
INSTANT DISMISSAL: A Sydney communications executive has been unceremoniously fired for turning up to a meeting without the mandatory oversized water bottle. Account manager Meghan Smethurst only had a cup of coffee, leaving her manager disgusted and angry. "You've really...
“I’m marrying Rupert for his sexy body and good looks,” reports Murdoch press
LEAD STORY: News Corp media outlets around the world are today reporting that it was Rupert Murdoch's 'sexy' body and good looks which lured his sixth wife-to-be. The Australian newspaper quotes Murdoch's new fiancee Elena Zhukova, 67, saying: "I never...
New report shows podcast producers now outnumber podcast listeners
PODCAST POLLUTION: A groundbreaking new report has sent shockwaves through the podcasting world, revealing that the number of podcast producers now exceeds the number of listeners. The report by the Geneva-based Institute of Podcast Data (IPD), shows 2.1 billion people...
Instagram introduces new feature allowing users to mute all content relating to Taylor Swift
ANTI-HERO: Social media platform Instagram has responded to growing demand from users to introduce a mute option for any content relating to pop superstar Taylor Swift. “Our AI software can easily identify any photos, videos or text about her, so...
Man completes transition into his 40’s by spending hours while away on vacation perusing property listings
LUXE LISTINGS: There are growing concerns for a 42 year old Sydney man who has seemingly lost the ability to relax and have fun while on holidays. Like his parents used to do when he was a child, Greg Arnaud...
“I don’t need a special day to show my love for you,” says man who makes zero effort ever
DATE NIGHT: A local man has once again reaffirmed his lacklustre approach toward romance, and his strong opposition to Valentine's Day. "It's all just marketing rubbish," Max Weiner tells his wife every year. "I would never show love for you...
Men on MAFS yet to understand they need to rank their partner 1st in the photo challenge, regardless of how hot they are
PHOTO CHALLENGED: Men on MAFS are still struggling to comprehend a fundamental rule of the show's photo task, in which the cast are asked to rank other cast members of the opposite sex, in order of physical attractiveness. "After ten...
