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Fully grown adult still somehow completely unaware you’re meant to let people out of the lift before getting in
OBLIVIOUS: A Sydney man has baffled onlookers after charging confidently into a lift before allowing passengers to exit, despite being estimated to be at least 65 years old. At Westfield Bondi Junction this morning, witnesses say the man stepped into...
Sydney man refusing to leave his Noosa hotel room, because there’s way too many people he knows at the pool
SELF-IMPOSED EXILE: It was meant to be a relaxing family holiday in Queensland, but it's quickly turned into a nightmare for one 28 year old Rose Bay man. Dan Haber is staying at a popular Noosa resort with his parents...
Local father excited to find out what he got his daughter for Christmas: Report
MYSTERY SHOPPER: A Sydney father who once again had zero involvement with the selection and purchase of his child's Christmas gift, is this morning waiting with baited breath to find what out they got. "I pretend to know what the...
MISSING IN ACTION: Westpac Rescue Helicopter deployed in desperate search for Penny Wong
WHERE'S PENNY? An urgent search is underway for Federal Foreign Minister Penny Wong who has been missing since 15 Australians lost their lives in the Bondi attack which as been linked to a foreign terror organisation. Ms Wong is being...
Eastern suburbs parents decide to make their son repeat year 12 after he only got 99.90 in the HSC
HIGH EXPECTATIONS: A Sydney Grammar student is set to begin year 12 for a second time, after falling short of achieving the highest possible ATAR. Mark Morgan-Morrow and his parents had their hearts set on an ATAR of 99.95. But...
Woolworths announce tough new limit on how many mangoes shoppers can squeeze before committing to one
SQUEEZE QUOTA: With mango season in full swing, Woolworths today announced that shoppers will be limited to squeezing no more than three mangoes before making their selection. "So for example if you're shopping with one other person, you can squeeze...
#BREAKING: Leaked images show Anika Wells attempting to steal toilet paper from the Parliament House bathrooms
ON THE TAKE: The halls of power were thrown into chaos tonight, with newly leaked photos showing Anika Wells attempting to discreetly smuggle several rolls of toilet paper out of the Parliament House bathrooms. “I just needed some for the...
Anika Wells moves her family into her office at Parliament House for the summer to save money on their air con at home
AIR CON: Embattled Labor MP Anika Wells has transformed her office at Parliament House into a comfortable living space for her family of five. "We are beating rising energy costs this summer," she told DBT. “It's so expensive to cool...
“It’s so easy to make time for exercise,” claims local fitness influencer without job, mortgage, children, social life or any other hobbies
JUST DO IT: A Sydney influencer is being accused of misleading her followers, after claiming she juggles a demanding daily schedule to fit in regular exercise. "You won't achieve your fitness goals by just thinking about them," Elise Jamison said...
Eastern suburbs school leaver forced to cut her Schoolies Week short after discovering there’s no Sundays Bondi in Surfers Paradise
HOLIDAY HELL: It was meant to be the party of a lifetime: sun, sand and fun with her closest friends after finishing the HSC. But for one recent graduate of Kambala school in Sydney's east, Schoolies Week on the Gold...
