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Sydney man refusing to leave his Noosa hotel room, as there are way too many people he knows at the pool

SELF-IMPOSED EXILE: It was meant to be a relaxing family holiday in Queensland, but it's quickly turned into a nightmare for one 28 year old Bondi man. Dan Haber is staying at the Noosa Sofitel with his parents and brother,...
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Sydney father excited to see what he got his children for Christmas: Report

MYSTERY SHOPPER: A Sydney father who once again had zero involvement with the selection and purchase of his children's Christmas presents is this morning waiting with baited breath to find what out they got. "I leave gifting entirely up to...
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Flat chested white woman calling for name change of ‘Flat White’ coffee

CAFE CULTURE: A flat chested local woman has begun a campaign to change the name of 'flat white' coffees. Miranda Coombes says she enjoys flat white coffees, but gets embarrassed every time she tries to order one. "I feel the...
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News.com.au journalist sets new year’s resolution to report some real news, instead of his constant misleading clickbait

NEW HORIZONS: A news.com.au reporter is attempting to take the next brave step in his career. As a new year beckons, Harry Hackman has set a resolution to report some actual news, a huge departure from his standard sensational clickbait...
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Adelaide singles now using Ancestry.com as a dating app: Report

INCESTRY.COM: A new report by Relationships Australia has found growing numbers of Adelaide singles are using Ancestry.com as their preferred matchmaking platform. "With a limited dating pool in Adelaide, many people have exhausted traditional dating apps like Tinder and Bumble,"...
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“Christian Wilkins’ outfit is offensive!” claims man wearing Bintang singlet, Eels NRL shorts and a pair of Crocs

FASHION FAUX PAS: The outfit Christian Wilkins wore to last night's Aria awards has drawn an unsettling response. The 28 year old arrived at the star-studded event in a sheer dress, to the dismay of many, including one man from...
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Man quickly deletes his ‘Nup To The Cup’ Instagram post, after getting a late invite to The Birdcage

LATE ENTRY: A Melbourne man is being accused of backflipping on his pledge to avoid getting involved in today's Melbourne Cup. Mark Tyson posted a personalised 'Nup To The Cup' image to his Instagram last week, but a late invite...
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Man arriving at Tinder date claims to have come ‘straight from the office,’ just so he can wear a suit

DRESSED TO IMPRESS: A local man attempted to woo his Tinder date tonight, by turning up in an expensive Hugo Boss suit with tie and polished shoes. “Nice to finally meet you,” Justin De Mont was overheard saying to his...
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Local woman uses friend’s b’day as thinly veiled excuse to post thirst trap photo of herself, with the friend barely visible

HOT GIRL SUMMER: A local woman has hijacked her friend's birthday, posting a flattering photo of herself with the birthday girl appearing out of focus in the background. Charlotte Masters' photo taken last night was posted to Instagram with the...
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Double Bay man accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ after going to Halloween party as a Newtown resident

COSTUME CONTROVERSY: An eastern suburbs man has ruffled feathers in the inner west, after going to a Halloween party dressed as a Newtown resident. Typically James Mathers-Reid hangs out at the Golden Sheaf, wearing polo shirts with popped collars and...
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