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PM Intervenes To Save Late Night Curry Kebabs From Paddington’s ‘Indian Home Diner’
CURRY FAVOUR: It's one of Sydney's most iconic establishments, and a perfectly placed pit stop on the way home after a large night. The Indian Home Diner on Oxford Street, Paddington has been serving late night curry kebabs to drunken...
Prime Minister Extends Mandatory Isolation Period For People With Covid To 14 Days
ELECTION TACTICS: As the second week of the election campaign comes to a close, the Prime Minister has announced tough new covid isolation rules. "All Australians infected with the virus will now have to isolate for 14 days, up from...
Woman Promotes Boyfriend To Appear On Her Instagram Grid, After Months Of Stories Only
HARD LAUNCH: It's the unwritten rule of relationship progression, the occasional Instagram story cameo, before eventually posting a photo of your partner on the grid. One Melbourne woman has taken the plunge tonight, hard launching her new boyfriend, Tom in...
HEADLINE ACT: PM Attempts To Woo Voters At Bluesfest With His Ukulele
POLITICIAN FEST: The Prime Minister has attempted to one-up his rival by making an appearance on stage during the final night of the Byron Bay Bluesfest music festival. While last night Anthony Albanese welcomed Aussie rock icon Jimmy Barnes to...
Planning A Weekend Away With Friends Involves An Average Of 2,500 Text Messages: Report
GROUP CHAT: It's meant to be a relaxing time away to connect with friends, but a new report has shed light on the number of text messages it takes to plan a simple weekend getaway. Researchers from the University of...
ALP LEADERSHIP SPILL: Year 9 Economics Student Now Tipped To Topple Albo
'IT'S ON': With the federal election fast approaching, political analysts say an ALP leadership spill is now looking likely. A year 9 economics student from Sydney's inner west has put up her hand to take over as Labor leader after...
People Who Avoid Office Small Talk By Working Remotely, Can Save Up To 10 Days Per Year: Report
EFFICIENCY GAINS: As Australian companies attempt to lure workers back into the office, a new report shows it may be costing us dearly. "Our study shows the average Australian worker engages in 35 minutes of office small talk every day,"...
New Polling Shows The Angry Pensioner Who Abused Sco Mo, Is Now Australia’s Preferred PM
NEW CONTENDER: A frustrated disability pensioner is threatening to derail the federal election, after new polling shows him to be Australia's preferred Prime Minister. The man - only known as Ray - abused Scott Morrison in a Newcastle pub last...
Prime Minister Calls Olivia From MAFS To Recommend An Empathy Consultant
HELPING HAND: Australia's Prime Minister has personally reached out to Married At First Sight 'villain' Olivia Frazer. "Hi Olivia, I'm the Prime Minister Scott Morrison, and I think I may be able to help you." he said at the start...
‘If You Can’t Afford To Rent A Home, Buy One,” Says Man Living In Mansion Funded By Taxpayers
PROPERTY LADDER: The Prime Minister has some sage advice for Australians struggling to keep up with soaring rental prices. "Just buy a home instead," Scott Morrison told Channel Nine today in a live cross from his 10-bedroom, 10-bathroom harbour-side mansion...
