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#BREAKING: Donald Trump Joins The One Nation Political Party

Voted out of office, abandoned by his own party and impeached twice, the outgoing US President is being handed a much needed political lifeline today. Donald Trump is heading down under after being unveiled as the One Nation party's newest...
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Local Angry White Boomer Offended By Coon Cheese Rebrand

A local Anglo Saxon baby boomer is today expressing his disgust over the rebrand of a cheese he's never eaten. It remains unclear exactly how Harry McCormack could get so riled up about the name change, but he's spent a...
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WA Premier Announces Mandatory 14-Day Quarantine For All Newborn Babies

Western Australia's Premier has announced a controversial new social distancing measure, effectively separating mother and baby at birth. "From next Tuesday, all new arrivals into WA will have to quarantine for 2 weeks," says Mark McGowan. "If they test negative...
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‘Banning Trump Is Censorship,’ Says Government Which Tried Stopping ABC Reporting War Crimes

The Federal government is attacking Twitter over censorship claims, despite Canberra's draconian move last year to censor the ABC from reporting war crimes by Australian soldiers. "Generally speaking, I'm not a fan of censorship, but it's OK when the Federal...
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Bored Woman Posts Photo Of Drink To Leave Impression She’s Having Fun

A Sydney woman has taken to Instagram while waiting alone for her friends to arrive at the Watsons Bay Hotel. Jen Bradford snapped a photo of her champagne, then posted it with the caption; “Out having fun with my ladieees."...
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Investigators Combing TV Footage Reveal Pauline Hanson Among Alleged Cricket Racists

NSW Police combing through footage of yesterday's SCG crowd have revealed One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson among a group of alleged drunk racists. "Ms Hanson can be seen attempting to hide behind a face mask," says Inspector Warren Leachy. "We...
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Donald Trump Adds Pete Evans As Friend On MySpace

Former celebrity chef Pete Evans says he's "overwhelmed and excited" after the outgoing US President added him as a friend on MySpace. Alongside Donald Trump's friend request, came a message which Evans shared exclusively with DBT. "Hi Pete, the world...
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#BREAKING: Trump Offers To Go To Jail, If He Can Have His Twitter Account Back

The US President is today desperately trying to have his Twitter account reactivated. A short time ago he told a White House press conference that he's looking to strike a deal between US lawmakers and Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. "I've...
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Donald Trump To Star In New Reality TV Show; ‘I Just Want To Be A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here’

Outgoing US President Donald Trump is to feature in a new reality TV show. US commercial TV station CBS has begun production of 'I Just Want To Be A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here.' The show will air in Australia...
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Jake Angeli Now Offering MasterClass On Attention Seeking

The shirtless man with horns and face paint from yesterday's Capitol riots has released a new MasterClass on how to seek attention. In his 15 minute video tutorial, Jake Angeli shares his insights on how to get in the news...
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