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PM Allows Stadium Crowds Of 10,000, As Hillsong Convention Approaches
The Prime Minister is denying claims that his decision to open stadiums to crowds of up to 10,000 is linked to the upcoming Hillsong convention in Sydney. "These are two completely seperate issues," says Scott Morrison. "The federal cabinet's announcement...
Nine Network Announce Pete Evans As Health Reporter for 60 Minutes
Controversial celebrity chef Pete Evans is taking the next step of his career, joining the 60 Minutes team as a full-time health reporter. "To be honest, I don't know that much about health or journalism, but I'm very happy to...
#BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Seen Looting In West Hollywood
Actress and entrepreneur Lindsay Lohan's fall from grace continues today. A DBT photographer has captured the 33 year old looting in a West Hollywood shopping mall. "She was there looting among hundreds of others," says photographer Phil Henson. "But unlike...
Kyle Sandilands Now Offering MasterClass On ‘Attention Seeking’
"Getting attention is easy, even if you're just a widely-hated, fat bastard," says the shock jock. Radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands has released a new MasterClass on how to seek attention. In his 15 minute video tutorial, Sandilands shares his...
China Announces 80% Tariff On All Australian Imports, Except Bats, Snakes & Frogs
China has widened its Australian trade boycott, today announcing an 80% tariff on all Australian imports. From next Tuesday, Beijing says the tariff will be applied to Australian iron ore, coal, beef, goats, sheep, dairy and wine. The tariff has...
PM Launches New App Which Notifies Users Who Come Within 1.5m Of An NRL Player
The federal government has launched a second mobile phone app aimed at containing the spread of Covid-19. The app - called 'NRLSafe' - notifies users when they come within 1.5m of an NRL player. "I'm urging everyone to download this...
All ‘Massage Parlours’ Within 5km Radius Of Parliament House To Re-open
Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce is spearheading a policy initiative to re-open all 'massage parlours' within close proximity to parliament house. "Enough is enough," says the former deputy PM. "The Covid-19 crisis has been a very stressful time for policy makers....
Supermarkets Voted Best Place To Socialise During Covid-19
A new report by consumer group Choice has found supermarkets are currently the most popular place to socialise. "Our research shows people are arranging to meet friends at supermarkets, or going there in the hope of bumping into people they...
Pub Closures Lead Federal Government To Urge Australian Families To Play Two-Up At Home
The federal government says the closure of all pubs and clubs around the country should not stop Australians from playing two-up this Anzac day. The gaming minister is urging Australian families to play at home. "This is an important Anzac...
#BREAKING: Sky News’ Andrew Bolt Appointed Head Of Australia’s Catholic Church
Sky News commentator Andrew Bolt has taken the next brave step in his career. Just hours after his exclusive TV interview with Cardinal George Pell last night, Bolt was appointed head of the Catholic Church in Australia. "We're really excited...
