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NRL Grand Final To Be Held In Bali, As That’s Where Most Penrith & Parramatta Fans Are On Holidays
BOGAN PRIDE: The NRL has today made the shock announcement that next weekend's grand final will be played on foreign soil for the first time. "Given the sheer numbers of Penrith and Parramatta fans on holidays in Bali at the...
Local Woman Updates Instagram Bio To ‘Wellness Expert’ After Losing Half A Kilogram
THE BIG REVEAL: What started as a plan to get bikini-ready, has ended in a complete career overhaul. And it's all happened in three months. In July, Elle Brockie set out to lose some weight. Today the former HR executive...
Ch 9 Axes NRL Semi Finals This Weekend, To Allow For Rolling Royal Coverage
GOD SAVE OUR TV: The Nine Network appears to be continuing its rolling royal coverage through to the Queen's funeral early next week. "Sorry to NRL fans, but we're committed to keeping our main channel on Royal coverage," says Nine...
Renewed Calls For A Cashless Economy As Charles Becomes King
CASH IS KING: Calls for a cashless society are growing in Australia upon news that King Charles' face is set to grace our bank notes and coins. "I'd prefer to use a credit card than carry round Charles' face all...
#BREAKING: John Barilaro Announced As New Host Of A Current Affair
PLUM JOB: Dodgy builders and noisy neighbours have a new reason to be concerned. The Nine Network has announced the former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro as the new host of its flagship daily current affairs program A Current Affair....
Traveller Uses $50 Qantas Voucher To Buy One Airport Sandwich While Waiting For Delayed Flight
DON'T SPEND IT ALL AT ONCE: Qantas' attempt to apologise to passengers for months of travel chaos has failed miserably, according to one Sydney woman. This morning Nikki James spent most of her $50 voucher on a pre-packaged sandwich purchased...
Qantas enters second hand clothing industry, selling passenger’s lost luggage
DBT YEAR IN REVIEW AUGUST, 21 QANTAS SHOP: Australia's biggest airline is pivoting into the fast-growing second hand clothing industry, with its very own thrift shop. The airline is offering second hand clothing gathered from lost luggage. "We may not...
‘I Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun,’ Says Man Who Vapes Weed Oil 24/7
ON HIS HIGH HORSE: Chris Hindmarsh says Australia has a drinking problem. "Alcohol is central to so many parts of our culture these days," he told DBT. "Most of my friends rely on alcohol to have a good time." "A...
BITTER SWEETS: Local Woman Refusing To Order Dessert Unless Boyfriend Agrees To Eat Some
STAND OFF: Giselle Tammer and her boyfriend Mark Rollerson are currently engaged in a tense stand off at a Sydney restaurant. Ms Tammer wants to order Creme Brûlée but will only do so if her boyfriend of three years agrees...
#BREAKING: CCTV Footage Shows Qantas’ CEO Trying On Clothes He Found In Lost Luggage
BAGGAGE CLAIM: Qantas CEO Alan Joyce is facing calls to resign after CCTV footage showed him rifling through his airline's lost luggage department looking for new clothes. The video shows Mr Joyce trying on several clothing items, and asking colleagues...
