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Newcastle man forced to remortgage home after two nights at the Novotel Darling Harbour
CHECKING OUT: Knights fan Mitchell Harris has begun the long journey home to Newcastle after coming to Sydney to watch yesterday's NRL Grand Final. “Losing the Grand Final hurt way less than checking my bank balance this morning,” he said....
#BREAKING: West Botany man now referring to the Roosters as ‘we’
EASTERN DISTRIBUTOR: A West Botany man has swiftly jumped onto the Roosters bandwagon, after their 19 – 18 victory over Newcastle in the NRL Grand Final. Mark Higgins, in the white t-shirt, was among the throngs of Roosters fans celebrating...
Banks report surge in $350 ATM withdrawals across Sydney’s eastern suburbs ahead of tomorrow’s NRL Grand Final
CASH FLOW: Australia’s major banks have reported an unusual spike in customers withdrawing exactly $350 across Sydney’s eastern suburbs. ATMs in Double Bay, Bondi Junction, Paddington and Woollahra were among the hardest hit, with several reportedly running out of cash...
#BREAKING: Waverley Council approves weekly crop-dusting of spray tan over Bondi Beach
GLOW UP: As summer fast approaches, Waverley Council has announced a new initiative to give beach goers a golden glow, without having to spend hours in the sun. “Not everyone can afford regular spray tan sessions at $70 a pop,...
Time Out magazine names Double Bay Library Sydney’s best place to socialise while pretending to study for the HSC
SOCIAL STUDIES: Time Out has praised Double Bay Library for its natural light, free Wi-Fi and “exceptional opportunities to run into everyone from school.” "Honestly it has a really cool vibe and some of Sydney's best bars and cafes are...
Westfield Bondi Junction announces its level 4 car park is now reserved exclusively for white Range Rovers
WHITE PRIVILEGE: Parking at Westfield Bondi Junction just got a whole lot easier for drivers of white Range Rovers. Management has just announced that the entire P4 Violet parking level is now dedicated exclusively to the popular SUV's. "Our internal...
Vaucluse teenager’s 16th birthday takes dark turn after she’s gifted a new Porsche Cayenne instead of the keys to her first home
SOUR SIXTEEN: Celebrations at a Vaucluse mansion descended into chaos after the birthday girl discovered the keys inside her present were for a brand-new Porsche Cayenne. Sixteen-year-old Felicity Argyle-McGraw was eagerly anticipating the milestone moment when she would finally receive...
“Australia will be completely cashless within 5 years,” predicts man who withdraws $300 from an ATM every Friday and Saturday night
WITHDRAWALS: A Sydney man is echoing predictions that Australia's economy will be completely cashless before 2031. "Around 92% of all money worldwide is just digital. It's all just code bro,” Ben Caruso told DBT. "Who even uses cash these days?...
Royal Oak Double Bay now requiring all patrons to wear ID badges showing which school they attended
SCHOOL TIES: The new owners of the Royal Oak have introduced a compulsory ID badge system aimed at increasing transparency. All patrons of the iconic Double Bay pub must now wear a stick-on label showing which school they attended. "We're...
EMERGENCY: Dover Heights man calls in the boys from Bondi Rescue after becoming trapped in a conversation with someone from Randwick
BONDI RESCUE: There were tense scenes at Bondi Beach today as a Dover Heights beachgoer was approached by a man from Randwick. "It started with some friendly banter, but as soon as he told me he was from Randwick I...
