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Network TEN’s new reality show: ‘Bondi Junction Rescue,’ where lifeguards save people who lost their car in the Westfield car park
GOD'S WORK: Network TEN has just announced a brand new spin-off of its popular TV show, Bondi Rescue, and it's set to make waves on dry land. "In 'Bondi Junction Rescue' our brave lifeguards swap paddle boards for parking lot...
Potts Point finance bro forced to dump Mosman girlfriend after latest rise in Harbour Bridge and tunnel tolls
TAKING A TOLL: A promising five-year relationship has come to an abrupt end after the state government raised tolls for the Sydney Harbour Bridge and Tunnel for the third time in as many years. "I'm really sorry babe, it's not...
“I only went to Turkey to see Cappadocia,” claims Sydney man with fresh veneers and a newly harvested-looking scalp
EURO SUMMER: A Zetland man has returned from a “strictly cultural” holiday to Turkey insisting his trip had nothing to do with the country’s booming cosmetic-surgery industry. “Cappadocia was unbelievable,” Brad Kelly-Keogh told DBT, gently dabbing at the thousands of...
Local woman attempts to rival her friends’ Mykonos holiday pics with selfie of her sunbaking on the concrete slab at Clovelly
CONCRETE DREAMS: Like the vast majority of Australians, local woman Gina Hartley-Sirocco can't afford to go overseas this winter. "It's been difficult seeing my friends relentlessly posting photos from idyllic European locations," she told DBT. "So I thought I'd give...
World’s first trillionaire vows to keep saving after being outbid on a mouldy Bondi semi
REALITY CHECK: Elon Musk's bid to enter the Sydney property market has unravelled after narrowly missing out on a mould-affected two-bedroom semi in Bondi. But the world's richest man, who this week became the first ever trillionaire, says he refuses...
Eastern suburbs woman crosses Harbour Bridge for first time in 28 years after learning Alo opened a store in Chatswood
BRIDGE TOO FAR: A Darling Point woman is broadening her horizons today, venturing north for the first time since the late 1990s. Despite being 41 years old, Tash Wentworth-Gould secured her very first etag yesterday, allowing her to cross the...
Bondi Junction masterplan revealed: Entire suburb to become one giant Mecca store
GLOW-UP: Waverley Council has unveiled its long-awaited Bondi Junction masterplan, confirming the entire suburb will be re-zoned as one giant 10-storey Mecca store. Westfield, Oxford Street Mall and several office and residential towers will be absorbed into one enormous beauty...
NSW Premier announces tough new laws banning Bondi Junction residents from saying they live in ‘Bondi’
WORLD'S APART: The NSW Premier is taking some much needed action to restore geographical truth and social order in Sydney's eastern suburbs. Chris Minns has unveiled strict new legislation banning Bondi Junction residents from claiming they live in “Bondi.” “Enough...
City of Sydney Council releases its official ‘Vivid Survival Pack’ for thousands of visitors forced to go against their will
LIGHT RELIEF: The state government has released its official Vivid Survival Pack, a limited-edition emergency kit designed for the growing number of festival-goers who experience immediate and profound regret upon arriving. "Vivid Sydney is one of the world's great light...
“I thought it was part of Vivid”: Sydney man’s freshly installed veneers mistaken for light installation
FLASHY WHITES: A Sydney man’s smile has become an unexpected centrepiece of Vivid Sydney after passersby mistook his new veneers for a cutting-edge light installation. Mark Iluk-Farrah was enjoying the opening night of event tonight when several people gathered around...
