National News
PM Denies Links Between The Heavy Rainfall And Flash Flooding
February 9, 2020
Already under severe pressure from the recent bushfire crisis, the Prime Minister is now attempting to deflect mounting pressure from Sydney's flash flooding. Significant flooding has already occurred in several parts of the state, including Byron Bay the Central Coast...
#BREAKING: PM Returns To Hawaii Amid Sydney’s Heavy Rain & Flash Flooding
February 7, 2020
As a severe weather warning is put in place for Sydney and most of the state's coast, the PM and his family have taken another trip to Hawaii. "Now is the only potential holiday time Scott has before a trade...
Sam Kekovich In China To Convince Locals To Eat Lamb Instead Of Bats & Snakes
February 4, 2020
Australia's 'Lambassador' Sam Kekovich is in China attempting to turn locals off traditional Chinese cuisine such as bats and snakes. "Eat a cobra snake with its heart still beating, and what do you expect? he says. "Do yourself a favour....
PM Says Bridget McKenzie Has Coronavirus, Meaning She Can’t Do Interviews On Sports Rorts
February 2, 2020
The federal government claims embattled cabinet minister Bridget McKenzie has been diagnosed with Coronavirus. βIt's unclear how she contracted the virus, but rest assured we're doing everything we can to isolate her and prevent it from spreading,β says Scott Morrison....
Liberal Party Announces Return Of John Howard As Australia’s Interim Prime Minister
January 13, 2020
Australia's second longest serving Prime Minister is making an unexpected return to the top job. At 80 years of age, John Howard is set to replace Scott Morrison who is leaving the role after his floundering response to Australia's bushfire...
PM’s Staff Now Pre-Screening Bushfire Victims To Ensure They Agree To Shake His Hand
January 3, 2020
Scott Morrison's media team has adopted a new strategy to combat awkward on camera exchanges where bushfire victims have refused to shake the PM's hand. "Any fire victims or firefighters who want to meet with the PM will now be...
PM Agrees To Compensate Volunteer Firefighters With 10% Discount At Parliament House Canteen
December 27, 2019
The Prime Minister has sought to address mounting calls for volunteer firefighters to be paid the same as professionals when they're forced to fight long-running blazes. "We acknowledge the hard work and long hours our volunteers have put in, but...
Woman Who Hasn’t Lived In Australia For 25 Years Chosen As Nation’s Ambassador
December 26, 2019
Despite living in the UK since the 1990's, Kylie Minogue has been chosen as the face of Australia's new $15 million tourism campaign. "If Kylie really did love it down under so much, wouldn't she live here?" asks one critic...
Greens MP Calls For Drug Amnesty Bins To Be Placed At The Entry To Federal Parliament
December 12, 2019
The Australian Greens political party is calling for drug amnesty bins to be rolled out at the main entry to Federal Parliament House in Canberra. It follows the announcement yesterday that amnesty bins will be introduced at NSW music festivals...
George Pell Requests Temporary Prison Release To Attend Carols By Candlelight
December 7, 2019
Convicted paedophile George Pell has requested he be temporarily released from a Melbourne prison so he can attend Carols By Candlelight on December 21. "It's a very important time of the year and Carols By Candlelight is an event which...
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