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Local stoner using Olympics as perfect excuse to sit on the couch and do sweet fuck all for 2.5 weeks
GEARED UP: A Sydney man has begun today feeling very crusty after waking up at 3am to watch the Olympics opening ceremony. Mark Stanwell says he's dedicating the next two weeks to doing nothing but cheer on Aussie athletes he's...
“I just thought I’d jump on here quickly,” says local ‘content creator’ in TikTok video that required 14 takes & 2.5 hours of editing
BEHIND THE SCENES: Well-known for her breezy online persona, local influencer Eva Brahm has given DBT a first hand look at her video production process. In one of her latest social media videos, she began with her signature phrase "I...
Sydney man who’s never played contact sport now referring to the NSW Blues as “we”
ARMCHAIR ATHLETE: In a shocking turn of events, local man Max Rader has elevated his status from casual observer to fully-fledged team member of the NSW Blues, despite having never played a contact sport in his life. "We absolutely smashed...
CAST AWAY: Bellevue Hill man currently stranded on the Amalfi Coast, as there are no first class return flights available
MAROONED: The fate of an Australian traveller on the picturesque Amalfi Coast is hanging in limbo tonight. Tom Sedgeworth's 14-day Euro summer trip has turned into a nightmare, because he's unable to purchase a first class seat home. "I've scoured every...
Bondi woman in Ibiza complaining about how many Bondi people are there right now
EURO TRASH: A Sydney woman says her holiday to the Spanish party Island Ibiza is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from Bondi. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Marcia La Rosa. "They think they're cool coming to Ibiza,...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce the ‘hawk tuah’ girl as the next Bachelorette
WHAT MEN WANT: In an unprecedented twist sure to raise eyebrows and TV ratings, Network Ten has announced the 'hawk tuah' girl will be taking a starring role in the next season of The Bachelorette, currently being filmed in Sydney....
Sydney Airport to cut waiting times at security screening by introducing a separate screening area for boomers
SLOW LANE: Sydney Airport has announced a groundbreaking initiative to streamline security processes and reduce wait times. "From the start of August travellers over the age of 60 will have a dedicated security screening area," says a Sydney Airport spokesperson....
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Local man chooses career as police officer as it’s now his only chance of driving a BMW
USE THE FORCE: A Sydney car enthusiast is taking drastic steps to ensure he regularly gets to drive a BMW. In response to the soaring cost of living, Kyle Regan has joined the police force, citing the opportunity to drive...
Local real estate agent records double-digit sales growth after getting a new AI-generated headshot
TRICKS OF THE TRADE: Double Bay real estate agent Simon Schlick says his new AI-generated headshot has been "an absolute game-changer." "As soon as I updated my business cards, billboards and online profiles with the new photo, my phone has...
“I’m totally burnt out,” says former Cranbrook student after lasting 2 weeks of 3 month internship at his dad’s investment bank
NEPO INTERN: A recent graduate of the prestigious Cranbrook school in Sydney's east has declared himself "totally burnt out" after quitting an internship at his father's investment bank after just two weeks. "The whole experience was just so draining," says James...
