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#BREAKING: Tropical Cyclone Alfred downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy
MEDIA STORM: In a twist even the most dramatic weather forecasters didn’t see coming, Tropical Cyclone Alfred has been downgraded to a mainstream news media clickbait conspiracy. After days of frenzied warnings and frantic panic buying, it turns out Alfred...
Growing concerns for Gold Coast woman refusing to evacuate until she finishes watching last night’s episode of MAFS
STAYING PUT: Emergency service workers are applying heavy pressure on a Gold Coast woman to evacuate her home, as Cyclone Alfred fast approaches the east coast. But Margaret Plymouth says she's only prepared to leave after she finishes watching last...
#BREAKING: Triple M announce new breakfast radio hosts for 2025: Marty Sheargold and Andrew Tate
SHOCK JOCKS: Triple M says its set to become dominant in breakfast radio after announcing a bizarre new on-air pairing. From next week Marty Sheargold and the notoriously controversial Andrew Tate will host a new breakfast show called 'One For...
First 24 hours of weekend away with friends at AirBnB spent arguing about who should get which room
WEEKEND WARRIORS: It was meant to be a chance to relax and unwind, but a weekend away for one group of Sydney friends quickly turned into a petty and tension-filled ordeal. Almost half of their time at a Bowral AirBnB...
“Hey, just checking if we’re still on for today?” woman texts her fiance on their wedding day
CANCEL CULTURE: Only three hours before a Sydney couple is set to walk down the aisle to get married, the bride-to-be sent her fiance Harry a WhatsApp message asking: "Are we still on for today?" "I just wanted to give...
“Sorry, I didn’t see your text,” insists friend who checks his phone every 5 seconds
BAD CONNECTION: A local man is accused of neglecting his friends after failing to reply to text messages, despite being glued to his phone 24/7. Investment analyst Mark Stanforth admits to leading a busy life and being overloaded with messages,...
#BREAKING: Trump announces plan to take control of Bondi Junction outdoor mall
TRUMP MALL: Sydney residents have been shocked by the U.S President's controversial new plan to take control of the aging Bondi Junction outdoor mall. "We will completely level the entire area and start again," says Donald Trump. "I don't believe...
Men on MAFS somehow yet to understand they need to rank their partner 1st in the photo challenge, regardless of how hot they are
"It's not an honesty challenge, it's an IQ challenge," says expert John Aiken. PHOTO CHALLENGED: Men on MAFS are still struggling to comprehend a fundamental rule of the show's photo task, in which the cast are asked to rank other...
Bondi man holidaying in Byron Bay, complaining about how many Bondi people are at Byron right now
TOO CLOSE TO HOME: A Bondi man says his holiday to tourist hot spot Byron Bay is being overrun by 'absolute blow-ins' from Bondi. "I'm so sick of all these muppets," says Craig Hawke. "There are yoga instructors, digital nomads,...
Local husband returns perfectly clean container to the dishwasher, to avoid having to make room for it in the tupperware drawer
CIRCLE OF LIFE: In a groundbreaking display of domestic ingenuity, a Sydney father and husband has put a spotless container back into the dishwasher. "It's an avant garde and time saving technique," Chris Patton told DBT. The novel approach is...
