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New study finds 2.5 minutes late to work call is the ideal timing to skip small talk, while staying under the radar
LYING LOW: A new report has identified the optimal time to join a work call: exactly 2 minutes and 30 seconds late. According to the study, this is the sweet spot that allows you to bypass the dreaded awkward small...
New calls for ‘right to disconnect’ laws to be extended to boring small talk in office kitchens
SILENT TREATMENT: Australia's new 'right to disconnect' laws give workers the right to ignore their bosses calls, texts and emails outside of work hours. But there are growing calls this afternoon for the laws to be expanded to include the...
Introverts calling for ‘right to disconnect’ laws to be extended to friends and family members
DO NOT DISTURB: Socially anxious Australians are petitioning the federal government to extend the newly implemented 'Right to Disconnect' laws to include not just bosses and coworkers, but also friends and family members. The laws, which took effect today across...
Stabbing these packs open, instead of trying to ‘peel here,’ can save you 40 minutes per year: Report
SALAMI HACK: The 'peel here' tab on the corner of many food packages is designed to be helpful, but a new report shows it may be costing us dearly. Researches from consumer group Choice found it takes an average of...
Local stoner using Olympics as perfect excuse to sit on the couch and do sweet fuck all for 2.5 weeks
GEARED UP: A Sydney man has begun today feeling very crusty after waking up at 3am to watch the Olympics opening ceremony. Mark Stanwell says he's dedicating the next two weeks to doing nothing but cheer on Aussie athletes he's...
“I just thought I’d jump on here quickly,” says local ‘content creator’ in TikTok video that required 14 takes & 2.5 hours of editing
BEHIND THE SCENES: Well-known for her breezy online persona, local influencer Eva Brahm has given DBT a first hand look at her video production process. In one of her latest social media videos, she began with her signature phrase "I...
Sydney man who’s never played contact sport now referring to the NSW Blues as “we”
ARMCHAIR ATHLETE: In a shocking turn of events, local man Max Rader has elevated his status from casual observer to fully-fledged team member of the NSW Blues, despite having never played a contact sport in his life. "We absolutely smashed...