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“Hey are we still on for today?” woman texts her fiance on their wedding day
CANCEL CULTURE: Only two hours before a Sydney couple is set to walk down the aisle to get married, the bride-to-be sent her fiance Harry a WhatsApp message asking: "Are we still on for today?" "I just wanted to give...
Sydney marketing/PR executive sacked for attending a meeting without an oversized, brightly coloured water bottle
INSTANT DISMISSAL: A Sydney communications executive has been unceremoniously fired for turning up to a meeting without the mandatory oversized water bottle. Account manager Meghan Smethurst only had a cup of coffee, leaving her manager disgusted and angry. "You've really...
“I’m marrying Rupert for his sexy body and good looks,” reports Murdoch press
LEAD STORY: News Corp media outlets around the world are today reporting that it was Rupert Murdoch's 'sexy' body and good looks which lured his sixth wife-to-be. The Australian newspaper quotes Murdoch's new fiancee Elena Zhukova, 67, saying: "I never...
New report shows podcast producers now outnumber podcast listeners
PODCAST POLLUTION: A groundbreaking new report has sent shockwaves through the podcasting world, revealing that the number of podcast producers now exceeds the number of listeners. The report by the Geneva-based Institute of Podcast Data (IPD), shows 2.1 billion people...
Instagram introduces new feature allowing users to mute all content relating to Taylor Swift
ANTI-HERO: Social media platform Instagram has responded to growing demand from users to introduce a mute option for any content relating to pop superstar Taylor Swift. “Our AI software can easily identify any photos, videos or text about her, so...
Man completes transition into his 40’s by spending hours while away on vacation perusing property listings
LUXE LISTINGS: There are growing concerns for a 42 year old Sydney man who has seemingly lost the ability to relax and have fun while on holidays. Like his parents used to do when he was a child, Greg Arnaud...
“I don’t need a special day to show my love for you,” says man who makes zero effort ever
DATE NIGHT: A local man has once again reaffirmed his lacklustre approach toward romance, and his strong opposition to Valentine's Day. "It's all just marketing rubbish," Max Weiner tells his wife every year. "I would never show love for you...
Men on MAFS yet to understand they need to rank their partner 1st in the photo challenge, regardless of how hot they are
PHOTO CHALLENGED: Men on MAFS are still struggling to comprehend a fundamental rule of the show's photo task, in which the cast are asked to rank other cast members of the opposite sex, in order of physical attractiveness. "After ten...
Man who protested against Australia Day this morning, seen celebrating it this afternoon
MIXED MESSAGE: A Sydney man is accused of contradicting himself over his stance on Australia Day. This morning Lyle Thomas was seen protesting at an Invasion Day rally, but this afternoon he was photographed at an Australia Day BBQ, surrounded...
#BREAKING: Man left red faced at Australia Day BBQ after yelling: ‘Aussie, Aussie Aussie…’ but nobody replied: ‘Oi Oi Oi’
AUSSIE BATTLER: Lunch hasn't even been served, but a Sydney man is already letting loose at an Australia Day BBQ today. After struggling to manage any lasting conversation with other guests, Chris Smithers decided to randomly yell out 'Aussie Aussie...
