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#BREAKING: Gerry Harvey To Return Remaining JobKeeper As Political Donation To The Liberal Party
Retail Billionaire Gerry Harvey has broken his silence about the JobKeeper payment which has sent him into damage control. He is being criticised for keeping 70% of the JobKeeper his company received, despite posting a 79% increase in profit last...
Power Tripping Truckie Now A ‘Public Figure’ After Getting 34 Likes On His Anti-Lockdown Video
A Sydney truck driver is taking the next brave step in his career. Steve Gregg has updated his Instagram bio to 'Public Figure' after posting a rant to Instagram, detailing his opposition to lockdowns and mandatory vaccinations. "My video got...
Woman Battling Boredom & Depression Posts Photo Of ‘Quarantini’ To Suggest She’s Having Fun
A woman whose hopes and dreams have been completely ripped apart by covid is trying to remain upbeat on social media. Tracey Simmonds' career has been destroyed, she's watched everything on Netflix, Stan and Binge, and she's put on 10...
New Freedoms: PM Says Vaccinated Australians Can Now Shake Hands, If Wearing Gloves
The Prime Minister says shaking hands is an "important human experience." That's why he's allowing fully vaccinated Australians to do so, provided they're wearing gloves. "The gloves must be rubber, without any holes," says Scott Morrison. "And the gloves must...
Centrelink Overwhelmed With Influencers After OnlyFans Banned Porn
DISASTER RELIEF: Long, winding queues are quickly forming outside Centrelink offices around the country today, after OnlyFans announced a plan to ban “sexually explicit” content. "I'll be destitute," one local influencer told DBT. "Selling my porn photos and videos is...
Canberra Residents Coping Easily With Lockdown, As Boredom Levels Remain Unchanged
After their first full day of lockdown, ACT residents say they're coping relatively well. Manuka's Chris Williams says the transition has been simple. "I've actually been able to pivot easily into lockdown mode, without noticing any real difference to my...
Netflix Moves Virus Disaster Film ‘Outbreak’ To Its Documentary Section
If you're feeling like the last few years have been like something out of a dystopian sci-fi drama, you're not alone. Streaming platform Netflix has announced that the 1995 medical disaster thriller film 'Outbreak' has been added to its non-fiction...
#BREAKING: PM Agrees To Stand Aside Until 70% Of Australia’s Population Is Vaccinated
Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is set to take over running the country, as the PM agrees to temporarily stand aside. "My government and I have decided this is the best course of action for the nation," says Scott Morrison....
Byron Shire Mayor Begins Mass Roll Out Of CBD Oil, As The Area Begins Lockdown
The Byron Shire mayor says CBD oil is the key to containing Covid-19, after a Sydney man took the virus to the popular coastal town. "All we need to do is stay calm," says mayor Sam Hendry. "Our immune systems...
Regulators Force ‘Big Brother VIP’ To Be Renamed ‘Big Brother’
Regulators have ordered the Seven Network rename its new reality TV show 'Big Brother VIP,' after a full line up of 'celebrities' appearing was released. "The acronym 'VIP' suggests there are 'very important people' on the show," says the ACCC's...
