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Zac Efron Spotted Selling Beaded Bracelets At The Byron Bay Flea Markets
Byron Bay flea markets has a Hollywood Heartthrob as one of its new stall operators. Zac Efron was spotted selling beaded bracelets at the markets on Saturday. "He was just standing in his stall with a ciggie, occasionally calling out...
The Masked Singer Allowed To Resume Filming After Performers Agree To Wear Face Masks
Fans of the reality TV show The Masked Singer are breathing a sigh of relief tonight, after authorities gave the show the all clear to resume production in a Melbourne studio. Yesterday Network 10 announced the suspension of the show,...
Barnaby Joyce Announced As Contestant On Next Season Of ‘The Farmer Wants A Wife’
The Nine Network has announced that former National Party leader and Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce will appear on next year's season of The Farmer Wants A Wife. "We're excited to have such a high profile cast member on the...
Victorian Teenager With Acne Problem Grateful For Mandatory Face Masks
Victoria's mandatory face mask rules have come as a big relief to one young Victorian man. Nineteen year old Tom Ridley suffers with bad facial acne and says his quality of life has improved dramatically since face masks became compulsory...
Shane Warne Spotted Using Cricket Box As Face Mask
Spin king Shane Warne has been photographed wearing a cricket box on his face while out grocery shopping in the Melbourne suburb of Brighton. It follows new rules for Greater Melbourne making face coverings mandatory when leaving home. "I didn't...
Woolworths’ New Face Mask Policy Revealed As Strategy To Reduce Grape Theft
Woolworths' new policy encouraging shoppers to wear face masks has been revealed as a ploy to prevent them stealing grapes. "Publicly the policy is being implemented under the guise of stopping the spread of Coronavirus," says a head office employee...
New Dating App For People Who Think Covid Is A Scam
From the makers of popular dating app 'Hinge' comes 'Unhinge,' a new app for singles who think Covid is a scam. "We want to be an online meeting place for Covid skeptics," says app developer Peter Coyne. "But also a...
Bunnings Karen Refusing To Wear Ventilator Mask After Contracting Serious Case Of Covid-19
A dramatic stand off has emerged between a doctor in intensive care and 'Bunnings Karen' who has now contracted a serious case of Covid-19. Even with extreme difficulty breathing, Bunnings Karen is refusing to wear a ventilator face mask. "The...
New Data Shows Dangerous Spike In Number Of Covid Skeptics
The nation's scientists are flagging a dramatic increase in the number of people who think Covid-19 is a scam. "We've seen several new outbreaks," says the CSIRO's Hunter Thomas. "It comes after Melbourne 'Covidiot' Eve Black went viral by...
Victoria’s Coronavirus Outbreak Traced Back To Ciarran From Bachelor In Paradise
'Patient zero' of Victoria's Covid-19 outbreak has been identified as controversial love rat Ciarran Stott from Network TEN's reality TV dating show Bachelor in Paradise. "He's a super spreader," says Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews. "Investigators from Victoria's Health Department have...
