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Melbourne Hairdresser Spotted Buying Hi-Vis Vest From $2 Shop To Take Part In Tradie Protest
FrEEdumB FiGhTEr: Appearances can be deceiving. Just asked Melbourne hairdresser Lyle Gray. Today the 31 year old salon worker was spotted buying a hi-vis vest from his local $2 shop so he could pose as a construction worker. "I'm on...
Christian Porter Teams Up With Andrew Laming To Form ‘White Males United’ Party
NEW DIRECTION: Christian Porter and Andrew Laming have announced a bold new plan to revive their political careers. They've formed a new independent party called White Males United. (WMU) "We're confident about attracting strong voter support from white Australian males,"...
#BREAKING: Christian Porter Wins Sunrise Cash Cow
The federal industry and science minister Christian Porter has just been announced as the Sunrise Cash Cow winner for Thursday, netting a $40,000 jackpot. Mr Porter was reportedly at home this morning watching Sunrise when he answered his phone within...
#BREAKING: Annastacia Palaszczuk Offers To Take Over NSW’s 11am Covid Press Conference
STATE OF ORIGIN: Annastacia Palaszczuk says being Queensland's Premier shouldn't prevent her from fronting NSW's covid press briefings, if Gladys Berejiklian isn't willing to. "Gladys has done a runner on the people of New South Wales," says Ms Palaszczuk. "They...
Adapt Or Die: Fitness First Launches Outdoor Demountable Gym At Rushcutters Bay Park
Fitness First has opened its first outdoor gym set up in Sydney's Rushcutters Bay park. "We're excited to parter with the City Of Sydney council to offer the extensive weights and cardio facility in open parkland," says Fitness First CEO...
“I’m Dying For A Beer At The Pub,” Says Man Who’s Been Drunk At Home For The Last 6 Weeks
THIRSTY WORK: A Sydney man who's spent 95% of lockdown pissed at home says he can't wait to go to the pub for a beer. "That very first sip is going to be so good," says Flynn Ryan, despite having...
Special Exemption: New Rules Allow The PM To Do Lines Of Coke With Nadia Bartel
Federal cabinet has signed off on new laws allowing the Prime Minister to do lines of cocaine with Nadia Bartel during lockdown. "Being Prime Minister during a pandemic is a very stressful job," says Scott Morrison. "I need some relief."...
Kmart Reports Spike In Demand For Its $3 Plates, After Nadia Bartel Snorted A Line Off One
INFLUENCER MARKETING: Discount retailer Kmart is experiencing a wave of "unprecedented demand" for its 'Grey Glazed Side Plates.' It comes after a video leaked online of Melbourne influencer Nadia Bartel using one of the plates to do lines off. "When...
Kmart Moves To Distance Itself From The Video Of Nadia Bartel Snorting White Powder
Melbourne influencer Nadia Bartel has made headlines after a video leaked online of her snorting white powder. But many have been distracted by something else in the clip. "She's doing the line off a plate which you can buy from...
Influencer Admits To Intentionally Getting Caught Snorting White Powder For The Media Attention
CUNNING PLAN: Influencer Nadia Bartel has broken her silence on the video posted on Instagram showing her appearing to snort a white powder. I wanted to make it look like it was an accident. That's why the video was only...
