“I’m Dying For A Beer At The Pub,” Says Man Who’s Been Drunk At Home For The Last 6 Weeks

THIRSTY WORK: A Sydney man who’s spent 95% of lockdown pissed at home says he can’t wait to go to the pub for a beer.

“That very first sip is going to be so good,” says Flynn Ryan, despite having a beer in his hand currently.

The 33 year old alcoholic says it’ll be handy to have a genuine reason to start drinking “properly” again.

“Drinking at home with friends on Zoom calls is fun and convenient, but it doesn’t really count,” he says.

“I’d much rather get an Uber to a loud, dirty, crowded pub and have to wait 20 minutes for an overpriced drink, all so I can meet friends who probably won’t show up.”

Mr Ryan admitted to DBT that the only reason he got vaccinated was so he could return to pubs once they re-open.
“I’ll be there with bells on, and my vaccine passport on my Service NSW app,” he says.