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Man now using ChatGPT to generate responses to anything his wife says to him

LOVE LANGUAGE: Local man Tom Clancy has turned to artificial intelligence to help manage his turbulent relationship with his wife of seven years.

“It really takes out the guesswork,” he told DBT. “I just plug in whatever she says into ChatGPT and use that as my response to her.”

“We’ve never been happier,” says wife Patricia Clancy, who remains unaware that she is effectively now having a relationship with an AI chat bot.

“Tom has been so much nicer to me lately. He’s even been complimenting me on new clothes that I buy.”

Tom Clancy says he acknowledges that using ChatGPT in this way is not as personal or intimate as regular communication.

“But it’s very efficient, and has dramatically reduced tension in our relationship. You know what they say: ‘happy wife, happy life.'”

“We still have disagreements sometimes, but I just sit back and let the AI sort it out.”

DBT has contacted Relationships Australia for comment.

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