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Bride-To-Be Cancels Wedding After Facebook Hides Likes
Facebook's move to privatise Like counts has had a devastating impact on at least one Sydney relationship. The couple had plans to marry in February next year, but today the bride-to-be canceled the wedding. "All my friend's wedding photos got...
PM Took Advice From Trump On Building A Wall Around The Shire
The Prime Minister has announced plans to build a US-Mexico style wall around the Sutherland Shire in Sydney's south. "We don't want another repeat of the Cronulla riots," he says. "Ethnic people coming into the Shire are posing a huge threat...
#BREAKING: Greta Thunberg Accused Of Putting Plastic Bottle In Paper Recycling Bin
Climate activist Greta Thunberg has been photographed allegedly disposing of a plastic bottle in a paper recycling bin, in her home town of Stockholm, Sweden. The above photo was shared with DBT by an Australian man who claims to have...
Swedish Activist Expresses Disgust At Scott Morrison For Shitting Himself At Maccas
A furious Greta Thunberg has lashed out at the Australian PM, amid reports he shat himself at Engadine McDonalds in 1997. "How dare you?" yelled the Swedish activist. "How does someone shit inside McDonalds, and then go on to become...
PM Announces Royal Commission Into How Roxy Jacenko Got Her Own TV Show
The Prime Minister says he's embarrassed about the Australian media's "unwarranted obsession" with PR Queen Roxy Jacenko. "I don't like it, I don't understand it," says Scott Morrison. "We don't want to be like the United States and give people...
#Breaking: Justin Hemmes Persuades Premier To Wind Back Lock Out Laws
The corruption scandal engulfing NSW Labor appears to be infiltrating the Berejiklian government. DBT has secured this image of Sydney nightclub mogul Justin Hemmes allegedly handing over an Aldi bag full of cash. "This was the only way he was...
Chopsticks To Replace Cutlery At NSW Labor Canteen
The NSW branch of the Labor Party has announced that chopsticks will replace cutlery in the canteen of its Sussex Street headquarters. "This is a step in the right direction," says NSW ALP Leader Jodi McKay. "Staff will still be...
Calls For Royal Commission Into Why Anyone Would Take Advice From Sam Dastyari
The Prime Minister has added his voice to growing calls for a Royal Commission into why anyone would take advice from Sam Dastyari. "He arrived at a corruption inquiry illegally riding a bike on the footpath," says Scott Morrison. "Then...
Greens Condemn NSW Labor For Accepting $100k Cash Donation In Plastic Bag
The Greens are lashing out at NSW Labor MP's for accepting $100,000 from a Chinese donor in an Aldi plastic bag. "This underscores Labor's weak environmental credentials," says Greens leader Richard Di Natale. "Labor should only be using paper bags...
ADF Commits to $4 Million Spend On Milk Crates And Shopping Trolleys
The Australian Defence Force (ADF) is dramatically increasing its arsenal of milk crates and shopping trolleys. "Today we're announcing a $4 million purchase of these items, which have recently both proved crucial in thwarting terrorist activity in Australia," says Defence...
