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#BREAKING: Britney Spears Is Finally Freed Of Her Fitness First Membership
FREE BRITNEY: After a year-long legal battle against multinational gym chain Fitness First, Britney Spears is finally free. A Los Angeles judge has ordered the gym to immediately end the pop star's two-year membership. "Fitness First's strict lock-in contract was...
New Freedom: Qantas To Allow Unvaccinated Travellers On Flights, But Only In The Cargo Hold
CARGO CLASS: Qantas has unveiled a major new freedom for unvaccinated Australians. From next Monday they'll be able to board domestic flights, alongside luggage in the cargo hold. "We are being inclusive of all Australians," says Qantas boss Alan Joyce....
Victorian Government Now Offering Pfizer In Powder Form To Encourage Tradies To Get Vaccinated
FULL STORY: The Victorian government is taking drastic action to help prevent construction workers protesting mandatory covid vaccinations. "We've been working with drug manufacturer Pfizer to make the vaccine available in powder form," says Premier Dan Andrews. "Tradies appear more...
Christian Porter Teams Up With Andrew Laming To Form ‘White Males United’ Party
NEW DIRECTION: Christian Porter and Andrew Laming have announced a bold new plan to revive their political careers. They've formed a new independent party called White Males United. (WMU) "We're confident about attracting strong voter support from white Australian males,"...
SOCIAL DISTANCING: Picnic Goers Use ‘5 Person Rule’ To Exclude 6th Friend They Find Annoying
CUNNING PLAN: A Sydney woman has found herself feeling lonely and isolated after being rejected by five of her closest friends during lockdown today. "They told me I couldn't join them for a picnic at Rushcutters Bay park because of...
Adapt Or Die: Fitness First Launches Outdoor Demountable Gym At Rushcutters Bay Park
Fitness First has opened its first outdoor gym set up in Sydney's Rushcutters Bay park. "We're excited to parter with the City Of Sydney council to offer the extensive weights and cardio facility in open parkland," says Fitness First CEO...
Son uses Father’s Day as excuse to post pic from when he was younger & better looking
A Perth man has seized on Father's Day to post an Instagram throw back photo of himself drinking with his dad 11 years ago. The son, Damien Kramer, appears as a 36 year old, sitting on grass alongside his father...
#BREAKING: Gerry Harvey To Return Remaining JobKeeper As Political Donation To The Liberal Party
Retail Billionaire Gerry Harvey has broken his silence about the JobKeeper payment which has sent him into damage control. He is being criticised for keeping 70% of the JobKeeper his company received, despite posting a 79% increase in profit last...
‘You Need To See Me Every 6 Months’ Orders Dentist Who Hasn’t Visited His Grandma In 3 Years
A local dentist is being criticised for not visiting his sick grandmother in three years, despite ordering all his patients to visit him every 6 months. Marc Newbold’s patients say they're shocked to hear he’s neglecting his own family. “He...
5km Rule: Dover Heights Man Purchases Home At Little Bay So He Can Play At NSW Golf Club
COVID HACK: A Dover Heights man has forked out $2.1 million dollars, in a desperate bid to play at his favourite golf course. "I'm actually a member at NSW, but I can't play there because it's more than 20ks from...
