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Bill Shorten Gets Septum Piercing In Bid To Target Greens Voters
With just over one week until the federal election, Bill Shorten is trying everything he can to secure victory. The Labor leader has appeared on the campaign trail today with his very own septum piercing. "All Australian's should know that...
#BREAKING: Meghan Markle Starts Parenting Blog
She's now an integral part of the Royal family, but that hasn't stopped Meghan Markle from doing what almost every new mother does. "I've started a parenting blog," says the glowing Duchess of Sussex. "I've only been a mum for...
Egg Boy Lashes Out At Woman Who Tried Egging The PM Today
Egg Boy has returned to the spotlight today, criticising the woman who tried egging the Prime Minister this morning. “She wasn’t standing close enough to the target,” says Egg Boy. You cant just hurl eggs will nilly, you need to...
Nobody Cares About Royal Baby Except News Media: Report
A groundbreaking new report has shown that nobody cares about the royal baby, except parts of the traditional news media. While tabloid and broadsheet news outlets obsess over every last detail of the birth, researchers at Sydney University have found...
Canberra Installs Stripper Pole Within Parliament House To Avoid Public Scrutiny
The Prime Minister has announced a new initiative aimed at putting an end to Australian politicians getting caught out at strip clubs. "We've decided to bring it all in-house," says Scott Morrison. "Installing a stripper pole within Parliament will allow...
No Name Politician Now Sydney’s Most Recognisable Face: Report
A ground breaking study has identified the most recognisable faces in Sydney, and there are a few surprises. "Even with zero actual political experience, the Liberal Candidate for Wentworth Dave Sharma has taken out the top spot," says report author...
Director Of Clive Palmer’s TV Ads Poached To Make Ads For Lowes Menswear
The brains behind the iconically Australian Clive Palmer election campaign TV commercials is preparing for the next phase of his career. Director Dave Silbury has been handpicked to make the next TV commercial for Lowe’s Menswear. “This is a massive...
#BREAKING: Australian Rugby Union Reaches Agreement With Israel Folau
Gay and inclusive Rugby Union team the Sydney Convicts has been dealt a winning card, after signing Wallabies star Israel Folau. The one year playing contract is part of a deal between the ARU and Israel Folau to allow him...
Media Diversity Advocates Praise Seven Network For Allowing A Brunette To Host A TV Show
Media diversity groups are today offering praise to the Seven Network, after Natalie Barr was announced as the new host of Sunrise. After being part of the Sunrise team for almost 20 years, the brunette will replace from Samantha Armytage...
