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Australian Sex Party Comes Out In Support Of Parliamentary Hookup Culture
The founder of the Australian Sex Party has labelled last night's Four Corners program a "violation of human freedoms" "Sex is a natural and perfectly healthy activity," says Fiona Groper. "But the ABC is suggesting its akin to the ultimate...
Ray-Ban Announce Joe Biden Sponsorship Deal
Popular sunglasses maker Ray-Ban has announced a new sponsorship deal with USA's President-elect Joe Biden. "Joe is a fighter and he's a winner," says Ray-Ban's marketing director Lee Steele. "He's a man of action and he's the perfect ambassador for...
Elderly American Man Loses Job & Gets Evicted From House After Contracting Covid-19
An elderly American man has been left unemployed and homeless after breaking social distancing rules while infected with Covid-19. "It's a complete overreaction," says the 74 year old. "I plan on fighting my employer for unfair dismissal. I also have...
Sky News Announce Launch Of New Channel Dedicated To Trump’s Election Legal Challenge
Australia's conservative 24-hour news service has launched a brand new channel, dedicated entirely to covering Donald Trump's election legal challenge. "Channel 659 will be similar format to the dedicated channel we launched recently for Covid-19," says Sky News commentator Andrew...
Trump Mistakes A Covid Map For An Election Results Map
The US President remains defiant in the face of adversity. As the Republican Party braces for a Presidential election loss, the country is also grappling with a record number of Covid-19 cases. It comes as Donald Trump makes the ultimate...
Latest Polling Shows US Election Will Definitely Be Won By A Creepy, Old, White Man
With just two days before the US election, swing voters are now finally turning their attention to who they want as the next President. "Their options are extremely limited," says Pollster Rick Mather. "It's literally a choice a between two...
Pip Edwards Requests Artist Add Instagram Filter To Archibald Entry
A young Melbourne artist has been left heartbroken after being asked to add an instagram filter to her Archibald Prize entry. The portrait's subject Pip Edwards made the request, saying the artwork made her look "too old." "It's such a...
#BREAKING: Gladys Berejiklian’s Ex-Boyfriend Announced As New CEO Of Australia Post
The career of former disgraced politician Daryl Maguire has received a major lifeline today, after being announced as the new CEO of Australia Post. "I'm focused on continuing the transformation and modernisation journey that Australia Post has been on over...
Trump’s Approval Rating Soars To 81% After He Reads The Figure Upside Down
The US President's bid for four more years in the White House received a sharp but short-lived boost today. In the oval office, Donald Trump read the latest presidential polls as showing him with a 81% approval rating. "I knew...
Banks Report Influx Of $300 ATM Withdrawals At Richmond Victoria, After Tigers Win Grand Final
Australia's big four banks say they noticed an unprecedented amount of $300 cash withdrawals from ATM's in the inner Melbourne suburb of Richmond last night. "There was a flurry of withdrawals around 9.45pm," says Westpac's Jane Hilder. "It all seemed...
