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Entire Friendship Now Solely Based On Liking Each Other’s Instagram Posts
STILL IN TOUCH: Two local men say their friendship is as strong as ever, even though they've barely spoken since 2015. "I don't think people need to talk or see each other in person to have thriving friendships," says Tom...
Local woman begins painful recovery from 4-Day Easter bender
FIRST STEPS: The last four days have taken a huge toll on 24 year old Amy Shannon. She's begun her long and painful recovery from 100 consecutive hours of treating her body like an amusement park. "So far Amy is...
Nerd Without Social Skills Remains Confident He Can Make Friends In His Metaverse
SOCIAL DILEMMA: After decades of leading Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp, Mark Zuckerberg is admitting he still hasn't made any good friends. "I'm a little shy, awkward and some say robotic," the 37 year old told DBT. "Making friends and socialising...
Kmart Releases ‘Influencer’ Costume Set For Halloween, Complete With $3 Plate
RACK READY: If you haven't sorted your Halloween costume yet, Kmart may have the answer. The discount retailer has expanded its costume range so shoppers can dress up as influencers. "It's a great way for our consumers to feel cool,"...
#BREAKING: Cafe Worker Removes Sandwich From Toaster Without Being Reminded By Customer
A Sydney cafe worker is being praised for showing unprecedented initiative while working today. Matt Nagle remembered to remove a toasted sandwich from the toaster without being prompted by the customer. “I was feeling particularly on point today,” says the...
Kmart Release ‘Melbourne Tradie Protestor’ Costume Set For Halloween
SCARY TRADIE: For those who are curious to know what it feels like to be a tradie for a day, Kmart has the answer. Two weeks before Halloween, the discount retailer Kmart has released a 'Melbourne Tradie Protestor' costume kit...
Introverts Launch Petition Calling For Permanent Ban On Kiss, Hug & Handshake Greetings
SOCIAL DILEMMA: A group of Sydney introverts have started an online petition calling for a permanent end to kiss, hug and handshake greetings. "It's actually nothing to do with Coronavirus," says group manager Lyle Tookley. "We just think physical greetings...
WORRYING TREND: NSW Records Alarming Daily Increase In The Number Of Gym Selfies
NEW OUTBREAK: One day after gyms re-opened in NSW experts are already warning about a concerning new outbreak of gym selfies posted to social media. "We were worried this might happen," NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet told reporters today. "Please exercise...
Traffic, Crowds & Bad Weather: Calls For ‘Freedom Day’ To Be Renamed ‘Punishment Day’
PUNISHMENT DAY: Residents of Greater Sydney have woken to a shocking new report, showing that Freedom Day is the worst possible day to go out. "Traffic gridlock has immediately surpassed pre-lockdown levels, as every single person heads out at the...
PM Reveals Plan To Set Up Federal ICAC, Once 95% Of The Population Is Fully Vaccinated
DELAYING TACTIC: The Prime Minister has this morning made his first significant commitment to the development of a federal anti-corruption body. But there's a catch. "We need you to do your bit first," says Scott Morrison. "We'll establish a national...
