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SYDNEY RENTAL CRISIS: Long Bay jail now offering rooms for $450 per week
EASY CELL: Sydney's ongoing rental crisis has taken an unexpected turn, as Long Bay Correctional Centre begins renting out cells for a mere $450 per week. With rental prices skyrocketing, the prison is taking advantage of the demand, turning itself...
“I’m on a seven figure salary,” says man who includes figures after decimal point
CREATIVE COUNTING: A local man has been discredited after intentionally inflating his salary. Friends and colleagues of Adrian Marks say the entry level sales associate had become well known for regularly telling people that he's 'on seven figures.' "He often...
Double Bay man applies to go on Survivor after completing a 45 minute hike in the Blue Mountains
OUTWIT, OUTPLAY, OUTLAST: An Easter long weekend road trip to the Blue Mountains has triggered hopes of reality TV stardom for one local man. "I went to Leura to meet my new girlfriend's parents and on Sunday we also did...
RBA boss spotted enjoying shorter queues at this year’s Easter Show, as few people can afford to go
FAST PASS: The Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) Governor was seen galavanting around the Royal Easter Show today, making the most of much shorter than normal queues. When Philip Lowe was asked by a DBT reporter about unprecedented inflation and...
‘Rupert dumped me because I couldn’t keep up with him in bed,’ reports Murdoch press
STAYING POWER: It was Rupert Murdoch's insatiable energy and sexual prowess that led to him dumping his latest fiance, according to News Corp media outlets. "Rupert is so good looking and I'm very sexually attracted to him," Ann Lesley Smith,...
Harrison from MAFS announced as new brand ambassador for Gaslight Pharmacy, Rose Bay
NAMESAKE: After a tumultuous time on Married At First Sight, 33 year old Harrison Boon became well-known for his gaslighting tactics. But despite that, the manipulative groom has managed to secure a lucrative sponsorship deal with a popular local chemist....
Couple who’ve never been able to keep a house plant alive, now considering having a baby
PLANT PARENTHOOD: A local couple are considering embarking on the next stage of their parenting career. Ben and his wife Pip Norman have had have a long and tragic history of being unable to keep even the hardiest houseplants alive....
Margaret restaurant Double Bay now rejecting anyone who didn’t go to private school
RIGHT CROWD: In a controversial move, popular Neil Perry restaurant Margaret has announced a ban on anyone who was a student within Australia's public school system. “Margaret is not just a fine dining establishment, says Perry. "It’s a lifestyle.” “We need...
“Sugar is toxic” claims nutritionist with silicone breast implants & face full of botox
BITTER SWEET: A self-described 'nutritionist' with lips and breasts filled with harsh chemicals has added her voice to the 'sugar is toxic' movement. Sydney's Linley Brulia is backing up scientific research showing that sugar has harmful effects on the metabolism...
‘Are we still on for tonight?’ texts man desperately hoping to cancel
CANCEL CULTURE: A local man resorted to deceptive and manipulative text message tactics yesterday, in a desperate bid to cancel an arrangement with a friend. "I was tired and hungover from the night before and really just wanted to stay...
