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Harrison from MAFS recruited by the Liberal Party after his constant lies and deflection
CAREER PIVOT: MAFS villain Harrison Boon is taking Australian voters by surprise, announcing he's been installed as the Liberal Party candidate for the seat of Wentworth in Sydney's east. The former builder has been raising eyebrows on the current season...
MAFS expert John Aiken nominated for Australian of the Year after letting Josh leave the show early
MAFS expert John Aiken has been added to the list of nominees of Australian of the Year for 2024. Last night he stepped in to save the emotionally abused MAFS groom Josh from his sex-crazed wife Melissa. “I’m going to...
Thanking drivers at pedestrian crossings dramatically reduces chance of getting run over: Report
ROAD SAFETY: A new report shows thanking drivers while walking over pedestrian crossings can make you 94% safer. "It's just a little friendly acknowledgement from the pedestrian, just to make sure they don't get run over," says Max Sebel of...
Sydney University now offering ‘Bachelor of Parking Signs’
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Sydney University has become the world's first tertiary institution to offer classes on understanding parking signs. "Here at Sydney University, we're all about innovation," says the Dean of Parking Sciences, Prof. Richard Clearway. "That's why we're...
RELIEF: Fresh barrage of reality TV prevents local woman from thinking about her own meaningless life
IDIOT BOX: A local woman has once again taken the bait set by the major commercial television networks. With TV ratings season back in full swing, Sydney's Jamie Pulver has gone into hiding under a soothing blanket of countless hours...
Local mum spends $25k on daughter’s 1st birthday party, to impress other parents
TIME TO SHINE: Double Bay mother of 2 Linda Pavlo has come clean on why she spent $25,000 on her child's first birthday party. "I'll be honest, I work in event management. So I wanted to show the other mothers...
“Call me anytime, I’m here for you” says man with phone on silent and 89 missed calls at 1pm
CAUGHT NAPPING: A local man is under fire today for being uncontactable as his friend tried calling him 89 times, and sending 15 text messages within the space of one hour. Miles Manning was in deep sleep and blissfully unaware...
#BREAKING: Network TEN announce Michael Clarke as the next Bachelor
SINGLE & READY TO MINGLE: The TEN Network has handed former cricket hero Michael Clarke a love lifeline, choosing him to be the next Bachelor. "I'm used to having my personal life widely scrutinised," Clarke told DBT exclusively. "And if...
Qantas CEO blames emergency landing on passenger who didn’t switch phone to flight mode
FIGHT OR FLIGHT: Qantas is now claiming a passenger is responsible for its rare mayday call that led to the emergency landing at Sydney airport. The passenger on board flight QF144 from Auckland reportedly forgot to switch their phone to...
BUNCH OF TOOLS: Bunnings now hosting birthday parties for men aged 45 & over
SCREW LOOSE: DIY retailer Bunnings is to seize a slice of the birthday event market by catering to middle-aged men. "From next month we're holding parties at our several stores around the country," Bunnings CEO John McGuinness told DBT. "We even...
