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Weekend Walk: Friends Use ‘Two Person Rule’ To Exclude Third Friend They Find Annoying
A Sydney woman has found herself feeling lonely and isolated after being rejected by her two friends during lockdown this morning. "They told me I couldn't join them on the Bondi to Bronte walk because of the social distancing rules...
Army Launch Surprise Attack On Bondi Beach Outdoor Gym, Targeting Groups Larger Than Two
FROM THE LAND, SEA & AIR: The Australian Defence Force launched has a full scale assault on Bondi Beach outdoor gym, targeting groups larger than two. "I've said it before and I'll say it again, we will do whatever it...
Unrelenting Flow Of Reality TV Saves Woman From Having To Think About Her Own Life
A bleak combination of winter, Covid-19 and general laziness is forcing Sydney's Ange Pulver to use reality TV to find meaning and purpose in her own life. "I'm really invested in all the contestants on Beauty and the Geek," she...