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Liberal Party Announces Return Of John Howard As Australia’s Interim Prime Minister
Australia's second longest serving Prime Minister is making an unexpected return to the top job. At 80 years of age, John Howard is set to replace Scott Morrison who is leaving the role after his floundering response to Australia's bushfire...
#BREAKING: Prince Harry Announced As New Spokesperson For The Australian Republican Movement
Less than four days after announcing his split from the Royal family, The Australian Republican Movement has announced Prince Harry as its new spokesperson. The 35 year old made a surprise visit down under as part of his new 2...
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Launch GoFundMe Page
Less than four days after announcing they're stepping back from senior roles in the Royal family, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have launched a GoFundMe page. "It's just a short term initiative," says Prince Harry. "We just need some funds...
Unprofitable Sydney Start-Up Vows To Donate 10% Of Profits To Bushfire Victims
A Sydney start-up has promised to donate 10% of its profit to bushfire victims, even though it doesn't make any profit. Cynthia Boland launched her business 10 months ago and has so far spent $60,000 on office space, research &...
35 Year Old Father Of One Decides To Move Out Of Grandmother’s House
A 35 year old man has made the brave decision to stop living with his grandmother. The man known as 'Harry' told relatives he will still honour his family members but will no longer live near them. "I want to...
Bushfire Victim Marks Herself As ‘Safe’ On Facebook After Shaking PM’s Hand
A pregnant woman who lost her house and possessions in a bushfire has marked herself as 'safe' on Facebook after shaking the Prime Minister's hand. TV news cameras filmed Zoey McDermott being forced by Scott Morrison to shake his hand...
PM’s Staff Now Pre-Screening Bushfire Victims To Ensure They Agree To Shake His Hand
Scott Morrison's media team has adopted a new strategy to combat awkward on camera exchanges where bushfire victims have refused to shake the PM's hand. "Any fire victims or firefighters who want to meet with the PM will now be...
#BREAKING: Sydney NYE Celebrations To Include Fire Dancers As Tribute To Bushfire Victims
The NSW Premier has announced that fire dancers will help Sydneysiders ring in the new year. "Fire dancers will be an exciting addition to this year's fireworks display," says Gladys Berejiklian. "We think it's an ideal way to pay tribute...
PM Agrees To Compensate Volunteer Firefighters With 10% Discount At Parliament House Canteen
The Prime Minister has sought to address mounting calls for volunteer firefighters to be paid the same as professionals when they're forced to fight long-running blazes. "We acknowledge the hard work and long hours our volunteers have put in, but...
Woman Who Hasn’t Lived In Australia For 25 Years Chosen As Nation’s Ambassador
Despite living in the UK since the 1990's, Kylie Minogue has been chosen as the face of Australia's new $15 million tourism campaign. "If Kylie really did love it down under so much, wouldn't she live here?" asks one critic...
