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PM Watching Hollywood Classic ‘What Women Want’ For Much Needed Advice
SEX APPEAL: The Prime Minister is spending his Friday night in damage control. After a failed attempt to appeal to women by washing a stranger's hair at a Melbourne salon today, Scott Morrison is tonight holed up in his lounge...
Reporter Peter Van Onselen Now Offering Masterclass On ‘Attention Seeking For Journalists’
HEADLINE MAGNET: High profile Australian political reporter Peter van Onselen has signed up with US online education platform MasterClass. The TEN Network political editor and columnist at The Australian features in a new 15-minute MasterClass video tutorial offering tips for...
PM Phones Jenny, After Being Asked About The Price Of Bread On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
LIFELINE: The Prime Minister has once again called upon his wife Jenny for help. Appearing on the Nine Network's game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Scott Morrison was faced with the tricky question: 'How much does a loaf...
PM Has Photo Taken With Ash Barty Immediately After Her Big Win, To Ensure She’s Still Smiling
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY: Australia's Prime Minister has leapt into action tonight, moments after Ash Barty won the Australian Open. Scott Morrison asked the 25 year old for a photo, as she made her way into the players' change rooms at Rod...
Local Woman Finally Agrees To Have Sex With Husband After He Brought Home A 5 Pack Of RATs
DROUGHT BREAKER: A Melbourne man is counting his lucky stars tonight. Damien Burke this afternoon somehow managed to find a 5-pack of rapid antigen tests, leading his wife of seven years to promise him sex tonight. "It's been a while,"...
New polling shows more Australians want Scott Morrison deported than Novak Djokovic
DBT YEAR IN REVIEW: JAN, 12 SLIM MARGIN: A new survey shows slightly more Australians would like to see the back of the PM than the world no. 1 tennis player. Polling company Newspoll interviewed a random sample of 5,600...
Afghan Asylum Seeker At Villawood Detention Centre Starts Practicing Tennis
LONG SHOT: Afghan asylum seeker Karima Zahir has been locked up in immigration detention for three years waiting for his asylum claim to be processed. But the 31 year old says he's finally seen a potential way out. "It's a...
Bondi Man Waiting For Gap In Conversation So He Can Mention He Just Got Back From Byron
BYRON BUBBLE: A Sydney man who returned from Byron Bay last night is doing whatever he can to make sure everyone knows he was there. Despite posting a huge amount of content to Instagram from the generic holiday hotspot, Adam...
Seven Network Announce Novak Djokovic To Appear As Special Guest On Border Security
REALITY TV: The world number one tennis player Novak Djokovic will appear as a special guest on the Seven Network's show: Border Security: Australia's Front Line. "We sent a camera crew as soon as we heard Novak was being held...
Local Woman Starts GoFundMe Page To Raise Money For A Rapid Antigen Test
RAPID APPEAL: A local woman trying to avoid a PCR test is asking the internet for help. Sarah Hamilton says she's feeling run down and has started a GoFundMe page to raise $30 for a rapid antigen test from Edgecliff...
