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Bondi Icebergs now allowing in pets, as long as they’re wearing a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt
VIP (VERY IMPORTANT PET): One of Sydney's premier bar and dining venues is taking its first tentative steps toward becoming pet friendly. "We're now proudly welcoming furry friends into our bar area, but only if they adhere to a strict...
Eastern suburbs P-plater relegated to driving her dad’s Porsche Cayenne after totalling her BMW X6
FALL FROM GRACE: A Vaucluse teenager is suffering a major setback after crashing her $250,000 BMW X6. Tiffany Pilger escaped the accident unharmed, but her ego is badly bruised after being forced to drive her dad's Porsche Cayenne, worth only...
Man who won $100m in record-breaking Powerball celebrates by spending it all on a two-bedroom semi in Marrickville
HIGH ROLLER: A joint winner of last night's $200 million Powerball record jackpot is celebrating after finally navigating his way out of Australia's housing crisis. Jonas Horvath has just spent nearly all of his $100 million newfound fortune on a...
Newington anti-coeducation protestor runs away from female journalist because he’s not used to talking to women
MAN UP: An interview opportunity with a mainstream media outlet has been squandered by a man protesting Newington College's decision to start accepting girls. Newington old boy and parent Xavier Martin was among a few dozen demonstrators at the school...
‘WILL WE SURVIVE?’ Tax changes force Rose Bay family to cut back full-time private chef, to only 5 days a week
DOING IT TOUGH: The Labor government's revamped tax plan is having a devastating effect on one family in Sydney's east. Changes to the stage 3 tax cuts mean the Stanforth family of Rose Bay will get a smaller tax break...
New calls to change the Australia Day date to when Scott Morrison reportedly shat himself at Engadine Maccas
SHIT IDEA: In the absence of any obvious date to change Australia Day to, a group of activists say it should be the day Scott Morrison allegedly shat himself at Engadine McDonald's. Whether it's true or not, the rumour is...
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Eastern suburbs man spotted using public transport
FALL FROM GRACE: The full extent of Australia's cost of living crisis was laid bare today, after a Rose Bay man was seen on a bus to Double Bay. Paul Hermani was looking sad and embarrassed on the 325 bus...
MUG DEALER: Sydney drug dealer quits supplying cocaine, to focus on selling Stanley Cups
BLACK MARKET: A prominent drug dealer servicing Sydney's eastern suburbs has announced a lucrative career pivot. Max Renwick is tapping into the latest craze taking the internet by storm: Stanley Cups. "I've currently got about 3,500 Stanley Cups, worth an...
Man at Bondi outdoor gym refusing to do chin-ups unless there’s at least 10 people watching him
NUMBERS GAME: A regular at Bondi's famous outdoor gym has boldly declared he will only do chin-ups if he has an audience of at least 10 people watching. "It's been pretty quiet down here so far today unfortunately," Simon Sandova...
Sydney man not accepting any new friends, unless they have guest passes to the stadium
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: After living in Sydney's eastern suburbs for his entire life, Adam Jamison has cemented a strong friend group. The 32 year old has previously said he's not open to any new friendships, but today he's admitted to...
