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“I’m Not Going Out Tonight Due To Covid,” Says Man Who Wasn’t Invited Anywhere
HOME ALONE: For a second consecutive year, Neil Blunden is spending New Year's Eve at home, alone. "Case numbers are exploding," says the 38 year old. "I don't want to risk it. That's why I'm staying in again this year."...
61% Of Sydney Residents Plan On Taking A Sleeping Pill Before 10.30pm Tonight: Report
KNOCKOUT BLOW: If you're thinking of not doing anything tonight for New Year's Eve, you're not alone. A new report by consumer group Choice shows fear about exploding covid case numbers is leading unprecedented numbers of Sydney residents to take...
Extended family acting like they all love each other for one day of the year
NUMBERS GAME: A Sydney family is acting like a loving, cohesive unit, only because of certain numbers on a calendar, it's been confirmed. The Riley family are reportedly burdened by several complex issues, with some family members having a deep...
Local Woman Unfollows Anyone On Instagram More Attractive Or Successful Than She Is
SAFE SPACE: A local woman is taking drastic action to reduce the anxiety she feels after checking her Instagram feed. "I've looked through all my followers and unfollowed - or muted - any of them who are hotter or wealthier...
Local Drug Dealer Quits Selling Amphetamines And Moves Into Rapid Antigen Test Kits
QUICK FIX: A Sydney drug dealer is moving into the lucrative new black market for rapid antigen covid test kits. In an inner city warehouse, Marcus Shore says he currently has more than 12 thousand of the DIY at-home kits,...
Local Real Estate Agent Updates Instagram Bio To ‘Public Figure,’ After Leasing A Mercedes C200
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT: Local real estate agent Jason Berner has announced the next brave step in his 3 year career. The 28 year old has listed himself as a 'public figure' on Instagram after selling his old...
Spike In Demand For Grocery Home Delivery, As Shoppers Avoid Supermarket Xmas Carols
Australia's major supermarkets are experiencing a huge surge in demand for grocery home deliveries in the lead up to Christmas. "Home deliveries are up 542% over the last three weeks," says Coles' head of customer experience Dean Parkes. "We apologise...
Man Who Started Wearing Rolled Up Jeans Now Considering Move To Surry Hills
ON A ROLL: A Sydney man has spoken candidly about the moment he decided to start wearing rolled up jeans. "It's obviously quite mainstream now," acknowledges Nate Silby. "And I've tried it in the mirror at home, but didn't feel...
CRYPTO CRASH: Bitcoin Heavyweight Forced Back To Old Job Selling Real Estate & MDMA
ALL TIME LOW: Continuing heavy falls in cryptocurrency prices has led one Sydney man to return to his previous employment as a real estate agent and MDMA dealer. "It's a great time to buy," Nathan Bloom told DBT. "The property...
Woman’s “Thanks For All Your B’day Love” FB Post, Deemed Transparent Bid For Even More Attention
SPECIAL DAY: A local woman on Facebook is milking her birthday for as much attention as possible. On her big day yesterday, Kate Sanders received hundreds of 'happy birthday' wishes on her wall. She also got 81 likes on a...
