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“Let’s circle back in the new year,” now perfectly acceptable to say, given its October: Report
DOWN TOOLS: As summer fast approaches and the beach beckons, Australian workers are once again delaying the inevitable: their jobs. 'Let's chat about this again in early February,' or 'that sounds like next year's problem,' were traditionally phrases reserved for...
Bondi man recovers from long weekend drug & alcohol debauchery after having a multivitamin
COMEBACK KID: A local man has staged a dramatic recovery from 3 full days of alcohol and drug abuse. Two football grand finals, a music festival, two house parties and even a few Hinge dates; Marc Fisher-Grant has seen a...
Double Bay trust fund recipients celebrate public holiday, despite not having jobs
LABOUR DAY: A group of Sydney trust fund recipients are having a party to mark Labour Day, an annual holiday to celebrate the achievements of workers. However DBT can reveal none of them have had jobs, apart from a few...
Discount retailer Target releases ‘Sydney Real Estate Agent’ costume set for Halloween
FRIGHT NIGHT: Have you ever dreamed of working as a Sydney real estate agent? Now you can at least dress like one after discount retailer Target released its Sydney real estate agent costume kit, just in time for Halloween. "So...
Local woman’s 7 minute voice note to a friend, contains 4 seconds worth of useful information
LONG STORY SHORT: A Sydney woman has deeply frustrated her friends again today after sending a rambling and waffling voice note which should have been a text message. Carrie Carlos' voice note lasted more than 7 minutes, but only contained...
Totti’s Bondi now rejecting anyone with less than 5k Instagram followers
RIF RAF: Popular eatery Totti's Bondi, has announced a strict new policy: no entry for patrons with less than 5,000 Instagram followers. Totti's management says the rule aims to ensure the restaurant keeps attracting the "right crowd." “We need to...
RELIEF: Man decides against having children so he won’t have to help with maths homework
NUMBERS MAN: The world's declining birth rate comes amid increased costs of living, economic uncertainty plus climate change And now a new reason has emerged. "I've always considered myself someone who would make a great father," says 33 year old...
Roosters fan disoriented & scared after leaving the east for tonight’s game at Shark Park
DOWN SOUTH: A Roosters fan at Shark Park - also known as PointsBet stadium - for tonight's NRL elimination final is reportedly feeling overwhelmed, confused and frightened. "To be honest, I haven't left the eastern suburbs in about two years,"...
“I’m so glad I didn’t get stranded at Burning Man,” says woman who’s never left the eastern suburbs
Thanks to everyone who entered DBT's headline competition. There were loads of excellent entries.. but there can only be one winner! CONGRATULATIONS @Nick_hadj on your excellent winning headline! We'll be in touch to send your prize! And read below DBT's...
University of NSW now offering PhD course in ‘How to exit the Bondi Junction Westfield car park’
PARKING PHD: The University of New South Wales (UNSW) has become the first tertiary institution in the world to offer classes on how to exit a car park. "Leaving the Bondi Junction Westfield car park is well-known as one of...
