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BRUTAL DUMPING: MAFS producers reveal Duncan used ChatGPT to write his final vows
FINAL FAREWELL: MAFS fans watched Duncan dump his wife Alyssa during final vows last night, & today it's been revealed his speech was written entirely by artificial intelligence. "Duncan was really confused about what to say to wife Alyssa," a...
Local woman launches own activewear brand, purely so she can appear as the model in promotional photos
TIME TO SHINE: A Double Bay woman is taking a giant leap into the crowded activewear industry, launching her own brand called All About Me. "It's kind of like P.E Nation meets Lululemon," says Audrey Blunt. "But my brand is...
Low voter turnout in Sydney for state election, amid heavy traffic and fuck all parking
ROAD BLOCK TO DEMOCRACY: Heavy traffic and a desperate lack of parking options in Sydney thanks to the city's chronic over development, is threatening to derail today's state elections. Sydney's gridlock and sub-standard public transport system has meant that by...
EXCLUSIVE: Proud BMW umbrella user, revealed as owner of 2014 Suzuki Swift
BROLLY BRO: Heavy rainfall in Sydney this afternoon allowed one local man to flaunt his favourite umbrella. Dillon Hanley has been using a brolly emblazoned with several large BMW logos. However DBT can reveal the 29 year old insurance salesman...
Local woman pretends to have pilates before dinner date, purely so she can wear activewear
ACTIVE WHERE? A Sydney woman has surprised her Tinder date tonight, by turning up in skin-tight lycra leggings with a sports bra. “Nice to finally meet you,” Justine De Mont was heard saying to her date. “Sorry, I just came...
Local uni student now smoking bongs 24/7 “because AI will take over most jobs, so why bother trying?”
PUNCH ON: A student at Sydney University has decided that doing anything except smoking weed and chilling out with friends is a huge waste of time. Law student Eric Raine is not attending lectures or doing any study as he...
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Waverley Council now charging $15 to do the Bondi to Bronte walk
CASH GRAB: Walkers using the popular four kilometre coastal pathway between Bondi and Bronte this weekend are in for a nasty surprise. They'll be required to pay $15 to complete the walk, as cost of living pressures continue to mount....
EXCLUSIVE: Anti-Asian bogan gets Chinese symbol tattoo ahead of Bali holiday
TRAILER PARK TRASH: A Sutherland Shire far right extremist has taken a leap of faith at his local tattoo shop today. “I wanted something a bit mysterious for my trip to Bali,” says Campbell Fenning. “I kind of left it...
CON DOM: NSW Premier blames the state’s housing crisis on overpopulation
FAMILY MATTERS: With a housing crisis rampant and a state election next week, the NSW Premier is urging residents to take a more disciplined approach to human reproduction. "Please do not give in to temptation," says Dominic Perrottet. "There are way...
Local woman updates Instagram bio to ‘wellness expert’ after buying a bottle of ‘Voss’ water
THE FULL BOTTLE: A Sydney woman has taken the next brave step toward being considered a health & well-being thought leader. After recently taking up yoga, Julia Burgess has cemented her lifestyle choice with the purchase of a bottle of...
