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George Calombaris To Release New Cook Book: ‘Cook The Books’
One day after his restaurant empire went into voluntary administration, George Calombaris has announced the release of his latest cook book. "'Cook The Books' is a true story," says Calombaris. "It's a warts and all account of the time leading...
Australian Conservation Foundation Releases ‘Climate Change Deniers Near Me’ App
The Australian Conservation Foundation (ACF) has released a new app designed to help users avoid climate change deniers. “Despite scientific evidence, some people continue to believe climate change isn’t at least partially man-made,” says the ACF’s Lilly Marsh. “We want...
#BREAKING: PM Returns To Hawaii Amid Sydney’s Heavy Rain & Flash Flooding
As a severe weather warning is put in place for Sydney and most of the state's coast, the PM and his family have taken another trip to Hawaii. "Now is the only potential holiday time Scott has before a trade...
Burger Chain Becomes Healthy & Environmentally Friendly After Adding Green Stripe To Packaging
Fast food outlet Hungry Jacks used to be a run of the mill burger chain, but not anymore. "We've added a green strip to all our packaging," says Hungry Jacks CEO Joel Dooley. "This shows that our food is now...
Sam Kekovich In China To Convince Locals To Eat Lamb Instead Of Bats & Snakes
Australia's 'Lambassador' Sam Kekovich is in China attempting to turn locals off traditional Chinese cuisine such as bats and snakes. "Eat a cobra snake with its heart still beating, and what do you expect? he says. "Do yourself a favour....
PM Says Bridget McKenzie Has Coronavirus, Meaning She Can’t Do Interviews On Sports Rorts
The federal government claims embattled cabinet minister Bridget McKenzie has been diagnosed with Coronavirus. “It's unclear how she contracted the virus, but rest assured we're doing everything we can to isolate her and prevent it from spreading,” says Scott Morrison....
Premier Announces Abandoned Opal Tower To Be Used As Coronavirus Quarantine Centre
The NSW state government has announced that the beleaguered Opal Tower at Sydney Olympic Park will be used as a Coronavirus quarantine centre. "Work has begun to transform the building into a state of the art quarantine facility," says Gladys...
Nick Kyrgios Deemed A Hero After Not Acting Like A Fuckwit One Time
Has tennis bad boy Nick Kyrgios turned a corner? Tennis commentators say the fiery 24 year old is a “new man” after not acting like a complete fuckwit in his loss to Rafa Nadal last night. “It looks like we...
Corona Wins Sponsorship Of Latest Virus Outbreak In Biggest Advertising Deal Of All Time
The popular saying 'all publicity is good publicity' is being embraced by the Mexican brewer which makes the popular Corona beer brand. Grupo Modelo has signed a $4.6 billion deal with the World Health Organisation for exclusive naming rights of...
Severe Parking Shortage At Bondi Beach Forces Angry Driver To Take Drastic Action
A Sydney driver has taken bold and drastic action today amid a severe and ongoing shortage of parking options at Bondi Beach. Peter McKenny told DBT that he'd been driving around Campbell Parade and surrounding streets for two hours looking...
