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‘Working on a new project, but can’t say much yet!’ says woman who paid for a photo shoot
SOFT LAUNCH: A local woman has taken the first brave step in her career as an entrepreneur. Nikki Brenner hired a professional photographer to get a range of headshots of herself. “I can’t believe this is actually all happening now,”...
Business coaches now outnumber business owners: Report
HUSTLE CULTURE: A new report has confirmed a rapid and worrying expansion in the number of people offering 'business coaching' services. The Australian Bureau of Statistics analysed census data to find the number of business coaches now outnumbering business owners....
NSW Premier announces the launch of ‘Vivid, South West Sydney’
KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLOUR: With 'Vivid Sydney' now well underway, the state government has launched an extension of the iconic festival of lights, technology & arts. "It's called 'Vivid, South West Sydney,'" says Premier Chris Minns. "I've always wanted Vivid to...
Nation’s boomers in disarray, as Kochie’s retirement means they won’t know what to think anymore
AT A LOSS: It's the news many Australians were simply not prepared for. Today veteran Channel 7 host David Koch announced that he is quitting Sunrise, and it's triggered mass confusion and hysteria among the nation's boomers. “It’s very unsettling...
Disgruntled boyfriends & husbands across Sydney lament the return of Vivid
LIVID: In a collective groan heard across Sydney, boyfriends and husbands citywide are once again preparing themselves for the annual spectacle that is Vivid. The 23 day festival of light, music and ideas begins tonight, and local man Tom Phipps is...
Nine Network announce new reality TV show: ‘A Renter Wants A Home’
HARSH REALITY: The Nine Network says it aims to highlight the severity of Sydney's rental crisis with its latest reality TV offering 'A Renter Wants A Home.' "It's not for the faint hearted," says Nine programming boss Steve Yardley. "It's...
Local influencer heroically survives this morning’s Instagram outage largely unscathed
SURVIVOR: A self-described 'influencer' has told of her harrowing ordeal this morning, when Instagram suddenly went offline for one hour. "I was having my breakfast at the time," says Jamie Rogers. "It felt surreal." "I took a selfie with my...
Woman ‘likes’ photo of friends out to dinner, purely to drive home the point that she wasn’t invited
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE: Scandal and controversy has ripped through a small group of close friends in Sydney's east. While scrolling Instagram this morning, Amber Ripoli saw a photo of her three best friends out for dinner. "It hurt a lot," she...
Bondi man waiting for gap in conversation, so he can start talking about ice baths again
FROSTY RECEPTION: A Sydney man has frustrated his friends again today by spending the majority of lunch trying to talk about ice baths. Over the past few months Charlie Franks has become well-known for his icy obsession. He often sends...
COST OF LIVING CRISIS: Anthony Albanese now driving an Uber on weekends
SIDE HUSTLE: Australia's Prime Minister has been moonlighting as an Uber driver on weekends amidst the ongoing cost of living crisis. A startled passenger recognised the Labor Party leader yesterday and promptly shared details of their encounter with DBT. "I'm...
