Featured
Local shrooms dealer now also selling Woolworths & Costco spinach
EAT YOUR GREENS: A Sydney mushroom dealer has moved into the lucrative new black market for Woolworths and Costco spinach. "The mark up on this stuff is incredible at the moment," Ben Tilbury told DBT. "I know a few other...
Tinder user who’s about to move houses, now only swiping right on men with trucks
TINDER SWINDLER: Dating app user Sally McKinley has only one thing on her mind, and it isn't sex or relationships. She's come clean on her strategy of using Tinder to find someone with a ute or a truck who can...
PissFit: Fitness First now offering drinking endurance classes in preparation for silly season
NO PAIN, NO GAIN: With two weeks until Christmas, global gym chain Fitness First has begun offering new endurance based training classes. "Our new instructor-led PissFit programme aims to increase our members' alcohol tolerance," says gym CEO Miles Harris. "It's...
‘Take me to where White Lotus was filmed, or we’re over,’ says Vaucluse woman to her boyfriend of 3 weeks
HIGH MAINTENANCE: A Vaucluse woman has been applying some heavy pressure on her new boyfriend today, after the pair watched The White Lotus finale. Even though they've only been an item for 3 weeks, she's demanding a trip to the...
Introvert delays leaving home by 5 minutes to avoid 10 second chat with his neighbour
TIME WELL SPENT: A Sydney introvert who was already running late for work today further delayed leaving his unit, in a desperate bid to avoid his neighbour. "I was about to go when I heard him in the hallway, so...
Ronaldo forced to stand on Portugal team bus, as all the seats were already taken
LAST MAN STANDING: The world's most famous soccer player has been humbled yet again today. Faced with a shortage of seats on Portugal's team bus to training, Cristiano Ronaldo was left with no option but to stand for the entire...
‘Check out how hot I’d be if I looked completely different’ says man posting AI selfie
DEEP FAKE: An average looking man has staged a dramatic overhaul thanks to a complex AI image generation tool. Richard Lawson has joined the flood of social media users posting highly flattering anime-inspired photos created by the image editing app...
Cyclist shaves 1.34 seconds off lap of Centennial Park after switching to skin tight lycra
DRESSED TO THE NINES: A 69 year old cyclist has smashed his personal best time for a lap of Centennial Park thanks to a striking yellow & black body hugging lycra outfit. "The lycra makes me so much more aerodynamic...
Craig Foster hoping Ajdin Hrustic scores a goal, so he can flex his ethnic name pronunciation skills
TONGUE TWISTER: SBS football commentators are well-known for their passion and pronunciation. And, despite being of Anglo-Celtic descent, former Socceroo Craig Foster thrives on pronouncing even the most exotic and complex ethnic names. "Among the Socceroos at this World Cup,...
“Yes, we won!” shouts former private school boy who used to bash anyone who played soccer
CHANGE OF HEART: The 1998 captain of the Scots College 1st XV Rugby team is today jumping on the soccer bandwagon after the Socceroos World Cup victory against Denmark. "How good are the Socceroos!?" shouted Miles McKenzie, in the early...
